Alexis Fawx is not my friend’s hot mom but she is definitely my wife’s greatest enemy at the moment

Hope you just read my wife’s rants about my addiction to and obsession with Alexis Fawx. My wife forgot to tell you that how I put my coffee on her ass to make it look like her ass is hotter than a heater and although she really gets flattered by this act, she also got embarrassed a couple of times when she farted meanwhile, lol. I still didn’t mind drinking the same coffee.

While my wife was busy ranting about my obsession with Alexis Fawx, I was busy watching the same Alexis Fawx My Friends Hot Mom movie for the fourth time in the past 2 weeks.

Anyways, let us talk about something other than Alexis Fawx for sometime. I don’t want my wife to kill me while I will be asleep. I recently became pen-friend with the son of the Cuban-American pornstar – Alanis. He is such an idiot that when someone asked him a question related to his wife – “Is she comfortable in her own skin?” He replied, “Yes, most of the time but when she is not I use my skin to comfort her and my dick as well.”

This son of Alanis claims to have had sex with the 1980s German singer – Sandra Cretu. He is such a show-off, he rides in a Mercedes but never gets it fixed until it refuses to start and he also uses the cheapest possible oil in his Mercedes.

Once while he was on NoFap, he searched for ‘Dhaliwal’ on Google, came across Naina Dhaliwal and Amrit Dhaliwal’s bikini pictures and broke his NoFap then and there.

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