Month: June 2019

One of my very good friends is a fashion designer who has been working on creating the most revealing winter clothing possible. She is of the belief that a pleasure is no pleasure if it is easily achieved and that is the reason why she teases her husband for hours before letting him go inside her and before letting him erupt inside her, she pulls him out several times as well. She says that whenever she is in the mood of fucking her husband, she says to him “You can feel free to ring my bell”.

I never knew before that this friend of mine used to work for one of the most reputed escorts agencies in her country until recently when she herself told me the same. She told me that she never watched the clock and she loved her job but finally she somehow managed to tell her horny self that she needed to marry and raise a family and she wouldn’t do it while working as an escort.

This friend of mine used to have lots of different clients belonging to different professions and many of these included judges. She says that the judges act like they are in the court even when they are fucking which looks and feels ridiculous many times.

Although she broke her virginity quite late (at the age of 22) with a co-worker but once she did it, she broke all the records of kink and filth.

She has always had bob cut hairstyle and some of the clients who only believed in having fun with the women with long hair used to ask her to wear a wig. When she refused, they would insist that they were only willing to go for her and would rather pay double than choosing someone else.

I recently came across a cam model who told me that she finds some men over 75 to be greater fucks than their much younger counterparts.

I have a friend who is 72 and his wife uses the term ‘tie’ to refer to his cock because although it is too long, it still keeps hanging like a tie and it is lifeless like a tie as well. This old dude has been edging to porn lately to increase sexual stamina and get hard easily with decent success.

One of my friends owns a brothel at a place where it is legal. He says that there was a time when brothels used to be always short of the prostitutes but since the sex dolls and free HD internet porn came into the scene, the case has become quite the opposite.

One of my good friends owns a cam website and he is amazed at the growing number of career women that are willing to perform in front of a webcam each night.

I really cannot comprehend why most men claim that they get tired, drowsy, lazy and sleepy after sex or masturbation, none of it ever happened with me.

My wife always says that anybody who fears snow blindness has never went semen blind (a situation in which the semen gets into one or both of your eyes). I wonder how the opposite starers of Peter North be feeling all the time when Peter North gave them the money shot.

I am a really great fan of many deaf pornstars and my most favorite among them all is Savannah Jane whom I adore a lot. I wonder how difficult would it be for her to perform as a pornstar but she does it anyhow for her love for the dicks.

Gone are the days when they used to mock large women with name-calling. They used to call them buffalo, cow, you name it, but nowadays these women are referred to as BBWs, no matter which part of the world they are from. Several BBW have been having a great success with choreography and dance videos on the Youtube and Television whereas others like Ashley Graham are having a great success with BBW modeling. My most favorite BBW is Samantha 38G who is my most favorite Non-Japanese pornstar and although I have seen much freakier Japanese BBWs on different Sex Jepun Porn websites, I do not know their names and hence cannot make a mention of those here.

As an older man who has already crossed the age of 55, I have been providing young men with tips on my blog regarding sex and here is one more advice from me for the rookies – always choose a freakish woman over a beautiful woman. A beautiful woman will forget you soon enough no matter how hard you try to last longer in bed and how many sacrifices you make for her but one hell of a freak woman will never forget you if you were really able to make her happy in bed. Here is how you can distinguish a freak woman by a non-freak one – freakish women don’t talk much while fucking but they moan a lot and their moan sounds thousand times better than your average pornstar who generally fakes those. These moans sound so good to the ears that most of the times you automatically recall those in your mind even when you recall the name of that woman 50 years later.

I guess that’s enough teaching for today, see you guys later, keep your dicks and chicks healthy.

When I was a teenager, I mostly used to wank using my left hand and that’s the very reason why my left arm has always been stronger and bigger than my right one.

Being a devout Muslim couldn’t help me. I used to pray to Allah all the time to help me stay away from the Zinah but nobody came to the rescue.

I kept on committing Zinah no matter what and I still remember the time when I fucked my first girlfriend in her pickup truck while it was raining. She only sucked the tip of my dick no matter how much I insisted her to take it full in.

I had a friend in my college years who always started thinking what his progeny would look like with a random woman whom he used to be attracted towards.

I was recently able to locate him on the Facebook where he told me that he has been creating profiles on matrimonial websites instead of PlentyOfFish or Tiner and he dates and fucks the interested women and then runs away without marrying them which I find ridiculous. He must not have enough budget to hire classy escorts that they have to offer at Escorte Si Saloane De Masaj Din Romania otherwise he wouldn’t be doing this stupid stuff.

I am over 55 and still 70% of my browser history consists of escort, cam and porn websites and I am proud of the same. I know several men who lost their sex drive only when they were in their 30s and I cannot even imagine how big of losers they are. I personally believe that majority of men and women have a low libido and that’s the reason why they aren’t as creative as they should be.

Women enjoy sex without condoms and no matter what the scientists tell you, the pill is more beneficial for the women in the long run. Women can always more than compensate for the hormonal imbalance with ingesting semen regular through their vaginas. Ingesting semen through vagina is extremely good for a woman’s health and several surveys confirm the same.

I have been working on inventing a sniper product that will ensure the right throw for the women looking to get pregnant as I am very well aware of the fact that the women unable to get pregnant through their husbands the conventional are not always ready for the IVF or other related methods and hence this invention is the right cure for those.

I love a woman wearing nothing but a sexy and revealing apron, especially if she has a great ass. I have seen several such women in amateur Spanish porn videos (videos porno amateur).

I eat a lot of seafood in order to increase my vigor but nothing does it better for me than watching my favorite amateur Latin American porn videos.

My first Latin fuck was my mentor at the job when I was recruited as an apprentice back in the late 1980s. I fucked her the very 4th night of my job and she seemed to have loved it and so did I. We kept fucking like rabbits every other night for months and then she suddenly lost all interest in me and the same was the case with me as well.

I am glad that this mentor of mine let me fuck her even though several tall, young and handsome Latin guys were after her. I know those Hispanic dudes are masters in bed, I know several White women that filed for divorce with their husbands after riding a big Hispanic dick. Thank you Miss Mentor for letting me fuck you every night for months.

I have lost a lot of my appetite with my age but my sexual appetite only seems to grow with my age. I love eating while making out and that’s the reason why most preferred venue for fucking is kitchen.

As you may all be already aware of the fact that I am a Muslim but I am not an Arab and neither my wife is an Arab but I love Arab women more than women belonging to any other race. I bet that Hagar was a stunning woman and that’s why her descendants are mostly so sexy and freaky in bed although they hide those marvelous assets behind those dark hijabs, burqas and naqabs. Perhaps if these sexy Arab women didn’t hide their assets like that, they would not be able to come out of the house due to the fear of getting raped because these women are unbelievably sexy. Nowadays, there are several Arab women working as escorts in Lebanon and UAE, if you haven’t fucked one yet, you are definitely missing one of the greatest pleasures that life has to offer to you as a man.

More men in different cultures are homosexual than we will ever come to know and you know where am I pointing at. Men belonging to different cultures have increased their chances of fucking an Arab beauty due to these sexy Arab women marrying gay men who being unable to get hard for their wives, hire or call other men to fuck their wives and that’s when Arab Sex Scandal are made.

One government official from belonging to an Arab country personally told me that a couple of Arabic countries have been considering taking Jaziya (Tax) from the gay men in their society in exchange for giving them freedom to marry the men. I believe that when this happens, a great percentage of Arab men will come out as gays which will give us a greater opportunity to marry, befriend or have one night stands with the Arab women which will turn the earth into a Jannat (paradise).

I recently read the story of this homosexual Indian gentleman who got married because of the family pressure at the age of 27. He started receiving the pressure as soon as he got to be 18 but after trying his best to avoid to get married, he finally ended up marrying a woman whom his parents chose for him belonging to the same caste and class as his.

This homosexual Indian young man believed that he will be able to get hard for his wife but during the first night all his hopes came to an end. He stayed completely celibate before the 6 months of his marriage, no masturbation, no sex and applied the most expensive Japanese oil that he could find online on his penis and massaged it thoroughly but failed to get hard for a woman.

After getting disappointed each night for over a period of 2 months, he finally disclosed everything to his so-called wife only to get slapped, mocked and made fun of everywhere. The situation got so bad due to the conservative Indian society that he had to leave the country and settle in Brazil forever where he can easily enjoy the big dicks of Brazilian men and whenever he doesn’t get any, he can log into his favorite gay site with mature men (Site Gay com Homens Maduros).

This homosexual Indian gentleman really applauds the people that struggled to make same-sex marriages and sexual encounters legal and acceptable by the society in general.

He also says that he gets goosebumps whenever he thinks of tall, strong and hairy gay men from the beautiful country called Brazil. He claims that he never liked the way the Indian gay men looked and they even had smaller penises.

I just learnt some Hindi and I wrote these lines “Apni Biwi ko Bhej, Karun use main chase, speed meri hai tez”. The lines mean – Send your wife to me, I have been chasing her for a while, I fuck at a very fast speed. Though the lines may not sound or appear very fascinating to most, I dedicate these lines to my neighbor whose big tit wife I have been chasing for a while now.

More and more people nowadays have been using the unit pound instead of kilogram when it comes to measuring the weight of almost anything and each time hear the word ‘pound’, I am reminded of this neighbor of mine that I have been chasing for a while as she is from England and she still mistakes dollar for pound many times and her fascinating big tits always make me fantasize about pounding her.

Before the internet, most of the slangs weren’t as popular as they are now. We used to refer to sexual stamina as battery life in the 1990s and the term pillow for a big boob is being used since time immemorial but I never heard a teenager use these terms anytime before this decade. Nowadays I see teenagers using slangs that I myself never heard.

One of the teenagers that I met a while ago on a discord chatroom told me that he has been working on creating a software that will allow the couples to have a better sex life.

My advise of today to all the inexperienced bachelors would be that they should always look for a woman with big and nice quality tits as these are the women that are loving, caring, warm and friendly and make the best wives, just that they cheat on you if you are away for too long as they cannot live without a dick as long as their low estrogen counterparts but that doesn’t matter much to most of the modern men. Modern men love sharing just like myself. I have been sharing my big jugged wife with my friends and others, thanks to condoms, now we can whoever, whenever, wherever without much risk of STDs.

I own a boutique hotel in the downtown area of my city and let me tell you here that whenever you see a ‘Do not Disturb’ sign on the door of a hotel, don’t come to the conclusion straight away that someone is fucking inside or someone is sleeping, nowadays, the case mostly is that someone is busy edging to the big butt porn inside.

I once came across this guy who used the term ‘hot tea’ to refer to sex and ‘orange soda’ to refer to masturbating.

Once I even came across a man who would get unconscious for a while after achieving sexual climax each time.

I really believe that vodka has a huge part to play in the extraordinary beauty of Russian women but I also believe that those Russian girls really need bigger booties to look even better.

I believe that the governments must do something to lift off the taxes from the sexual products so that the world can become a better place.

I cannot comprehend why talking about porn is still a taboo whereas talking about sex is not. My wife never got ready to do porno although I was the one to suggest it to her and encourage her to do the same as well but she has been creating ASMR videos with kisses, moans and farts lately on my advice and suggestion and uploading the same on Youtube where she is receiving a lot of positive feedback for the same. She has been receiving more complimentary comments for her big booty than anything else.

There is this dude whom I would call Israr here. This Israr guy has got my husband addicted to stripchat by letting him know where he can find discount coupons for the same.

Israr claims that he used be a guide long ago and while he worked as a guide, he used to have sex with pretty MILFs all the time.

Israr claims that having sex in a pink colored environment increases intensity and joy of sex for the male partner whereas it does the same for the female partner in a blue colored environment. Israr goes to an extent of claiming that this color scheme raises the joy and intensity of sex to such an extent that he knows several women who would never get wet before started getting wet after using blue color everywhere in their bedroom and he knows several men that used to be always half erect but started to get fully erect after using pink color everywhere in their bedroom.

Israr claims that having sex or masturbating can reduce or increase the length of a man. Israr says that it totally depends upon how you choke your chicken, when you choke your chicken and to what you choke your chicken. Israr says that he has been working on creating a complete tutorial that will showcase how a man can increase or reduce the size of his genital using magical wanking or sexing tips and tricks by Israr. Israr says that first he was only willing to create a tutorial for the increment of size but then a friend suggested to him that he knows several men who hate their high libido and larger than life genital size which wasn’t totally new to Israr but made him think again and he finally decided to create one for reducing the size and libido as well. Israr says that he estimates the market size of the men that want to decrease their size to be somewhere between 10-20%.