Jewelry plus Nylon = 10 times the fucking pleasure

I personally used to believe that strippers and philosophers cannot be good strippers until I recently saw the video of this one chick who was stripping in her nylon like it is nobody’s business.

I am working on creating an app that will allow you to speak through your buttocks. I need funds for that and I really believe that my fans who are regular to reading my blog will send their wives to the strip clubs to make some fast buck and send the same money to me so that I can create that app.

I recently had a word with this stripper who told me things I never heard before, she told me that contrary to the popular belief, strong and bulk men melt faster in front of a woman. She also told me that men with long and stronger looking fingers are usually rough in bed. We all know that President of USA – Donald Trump has small hands but we got to check out his fingers as well this time to confirm this.

This stripper also told me that rich men have smaller dicks compared to their middle income counterparts.

I believe that there will be pussy and dick shaped airbags in cars in the future and a Korean automobile company will be the first one to do the same. I am not going to name this automobile company but the auto enthusiasts already know which one.

I make my girlfriend wear all of her gold jewelry whenever we are down to fuck and believe me, it increases the pleasure multiple times. Our ancestors were not fools, they used to do the same. Tonight I am going to make her wear her jewelry along with her nylons to see if it increases the pleasure even more.

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