Don’t fall for the Happeh Theory, it is a meme, jerk off to the HD sex movies all that you can

I have a friend who owns a company that is involved in making and selling dildos and vibrators. He claims that the Mormon and Catholic nuns make up the greatest number of his customers.

This friend of mine claims that he stopped jacking-off after learning about the Happeh theory, he says that he got scared that he will end up having an asymmetrical body if he keeps jerking-off to the HD Sex Movies but the opposite happened, when he used to jerk-off almost everyday to Porntube websites, he used to have a perfectly symmetrical body, but after he stopped jerking-off, his body became asymmetrical.

I personally believe that strong cranial nerves are the most important factor for an ever-hard long lasting dick.

I have had fun with several Hindu women in my life and I love Hinduism for its libertarian views when it comes to the sex and sexuality and many of their sects allowing adultery as well, especially the ones from the eastern parts of India. Not to mention that my last fap was dedicated to the Indian Tantric goddess pornstar – Maya Rati.

It is my personal observation that a successful entrepreneur gets lucky with the women not only because of his money but also because of his confidence and strong willpower as well.

I forgot to tell you in my previous posts that my wife has been complaining all the time that my dick is not as pleasurable or sensitive as it used to be before I got the vasectomy done, I am now planning to get it reversed.

If you know me well, then you already know that I am the kinda guy who likes to keep his kidneys healthy not for my overall health, but for my sexual health.

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