Glory be to the British Porn Videos, the British Pornstars and the city of London

I know 7 different motivational speakers from the Great Britain and they all have one thing in common and that is that they all practice tantric sex (sex without ejaculation). They only ejaculate if they want a baby. They claim that having tantric sex increases your vitality and vigor. They also add that the prehistoric and biblical men whose lifespans are told to be several hundreds of years used to practice sex without ejaculation and that is the only thing that made them live for so long.

Anyways, just last week I wrote this parody for the Catholic prayer which is known as Gloria Patri in Latin and Glory Be in English:-

“Glory be to the pussy,

and to the hole in the ass,

and to those soft boobs,

As it was when I first had sex with you,

And tonight,

and ever I wil,

till the last drop of sperm in my balls.”

I got the idea to create this parody poem after a London escort who sucked me off on my last trip to London sang the parody of popular Protestant prayer “A Peace Prayer” to me. This chick really had a great sense of humor, she was a great sucker and I didn’t have an idea that she has worked in many British Porn Videos, I only got to know about the same when I was on all night porn watching spree on one of my most favorite amateur British porn websites – XX Brits.

Although I get to fuck women from all across the globe apart from my wife, I feel like every night of mine is a night in harem since I got access to HD internet porn, many thanks to the technology.

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