My husband can’t stop watching college party porn and fucking me at the same time

Did anyone ever tell you before that the shapely women are as shrewd as they are shapely? If not, then take a note and get yourself nothing but a shapely woman if you are a straight man or a lesbian woman.

My husband ‘Abidthedickhead’ has been applying a new trick in the bedroom lately. He doesn’t move back and forth while in my pussy anymore. He says that it is more fun, which to me it is not and he can only last a couple of minutes doing the same. He also claims to have gained a great deal of length and girth since he started doing the same. He claims that he also feels taller now as well. As tall as he used to feel in the college and to relive the college days, he watches college party porn all the time now.

I drive nothing but Japanese cars but I hate Hondas. All my female friends who drive Hondas are promiscuous bitches who can’t get enough of cheating their men and they mostly married them for the money. Hence, I have concluded that one should never trust a woman who drives a Honda.

I personally believe that the myth of Jesus the Son of Mary being a celibate is a myth created to suppress and repress the commoners so that the Satan could continue ruling the world. I have an author friend who agrees with this notion. According to his research, Jesus was the greatest pussy slayer in entire Israel and perhaps the whole world during his times, and the religion of Christianity was a conspiracy to destroy the chosen ones by the Son of Satan himself – Jesus.

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