Top eBay and Amazon seller from Canada spends more time on Porn Dude than eBay and Amazon Canada combined

I have a very good friend from Mississauga, Canada, who claims that having intensive sex regularly cures both high blood pressure and low blood pressure.

He also claims that authors are some of the kinkiest women in bed. He gives the example of Twinkle Khanna, an author, wife of one of the greatest Bollywood actors ever and daughter of the Bollywood’s first superstar. He claims that he is in charge of Twinkle’s pussy whenever Akshay is gone to India for a shoot. He says that it is his dream to have a threesome with her widowed mother and herself one day. He even told me that he planned to tell her about this fantasy of his to Twinkle once but then couldn’t dare to.

He claims to have had fun with women belonging to each and every race in India, he has come to the conclusion that Bengali women are most fun.

He also claims to have had hired 3 maids for his house till date and also claims to have had sexual relationships with each of those till the day he fired them. He claims that he can teach the infamous bald male pornstar J-Mac, who is responsible for fucking more pornstars acting as maids, a thing or two, which can even improve his career.

This friend of mine is one of the biggest sellers on both Amazon and eBay for toys, but he spends more time looking for and discussing the perfect porn on the Porn Dude than managing his business.

He always has some outrageous secret information which many times comes true. He claims that a software engineer from Bhutan is responsible for creating the Bitcoin and that software engineer is nowadays busy in creating an automated software for the pimps and hookers that will revolutionize the whole prostitution industry like never seen before.

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