Asians don’t only make better gadgets, they also make better porn than their American counterparts

I recently met an old Japanese friend of mine, who works for the New Japan Pro-Wrestling. He told me that the wrestlers and many other staff members belonging to the New Japan Wrestling spend more time on whore-mongering than they do practicing their profession. I said to him that I would have done the same. Looking at those beautiful chicks in some of the Best Asian Porn, I wonder how do the Asian guys resist those stunning Asian ladies on the street. That’s the reason why I never visited Japan yet, because I don’t want to spend rest of my life in the prison. I will only go to Japan after making a reservation with a couple of hot Japanese escorts for the time while I will be there. And then only I will depart from my city to Japan. But then, I will be missing the streets, the sights, everything else. I would rather prefer hiring some busty Asian masseuse here in my city.

Anyways, I have been listening to the Duran Duran a lot lately to refresh my memories of the 1980s, when I was always horny but didn’t know how to make her go crazy for you, like I do now.

I didn’t know that the band Duran Duran is still active. After listening to a couple of their current songs, which I found so meh, I decided to take a little revenge on the Duran Duran and here I present to you a sex parody of their 2015 song – ‘Pressure Off’:-

“Netherlands is another country

At present I am in Vegas

In the future, I am moving to Thailand

Are we fucking high-class?

Fleshlight is for you, I fuck your wives in the arse

You know it well, And you also know that you are a retard

Some hot chicks are fapping to me

And those ugly grandmas are fapping to you, you, you, you.

Real dicks and pussies, feel it in the air

Oh yeah it’s time to take the pressure off

Real dicks and pussies, don’t use your hands or fingers

It’s time to take the pressure off with a ginger.

We’re fucking with a butter-face

Her asshole is so tight

And it’s nobody’s business

When there’s too much to hide.

Fleshlight is for you, I am sucking her boobs

There’s no way for you

Some hot chicks are fapping to me

And those ugly grandmas are fapping to you, you, you, you.

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