Trucking Company owner from Atlantic City prefers Korean Porn Movies over any other

Kelvin Balonay from Altantic City, New Jersey, started off as a truck driver, but today owns a fleet of trucks. He believes that Gaia should be the #1 Korean pornstar of all times followed by Minka. He says that Minka is all tits while Gaia is an entire package, one just has to watch his Korean Porn Movie featuring Nuru Massage.

Kelvin says that he recently dated a New York girl who pretended to be the daughter of a multi-millionaire, only to learn later that all her clothes were pre-used eBay clothes that she would file a dispute against all the time on PayPal.

Kelvin would have never known her reality if his sister, who owns and runs a not-for-profit eBay store that sells products just for the same of her and other horny men and women’s happiness didn’t tell him the same.

Kelvin believes that misanthropes and misogynists both love sex more than their Non-Misanthropic counterparts, especially when the ones having Germanic ancestry.

Both Kelvin and his wife are pro-wrestling fans. They both wear each other’s favorite wrestler’s costumes before making out and together scream out loud “Let’s Get Ready to Rumble” before making out.

Kelvin and his wife used to be school buddies. They were always good friends, they never flirted with each other in school and didn’t have a crush on each other either. They met each other on a Tinder Surprise date years after completing the school and impressed with each other’s sexual performance and energy, they decided to marry to enjoy the same sexual performance and energy every night of the year.

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