I have been watching a digital sport watch whenever I have a fucking session with my wife for a while now. It really helps me keep the right track of the time on how long I lasted.
You don’t always have to look like Johnny Bravo to look good to your woman, especially if yours is a freak like judythebigbooty.
One of my good friends believes that the god created fruits in men and women’s sexual organs. According to him the cherries represent the hymen, oranges represent boobs, watermelons represent buttocks and bananas represent dicks.
This friend of mine believes everything that comes out of the conspiracy theorist – David Icke’s mouth, including that the British Royal Family is Half-Reptilian and Half-Human. He also believes David Icke’s theory that the coronavirus is a hoax and the 5G towers are responsible for it.
The wife of this friend of mine is a motivational speaker by the day and an escort by the night.
I recently read a post by judythebb on Twitter where she made a claim that the idea of men without moustaches is an agenda by the feminists to make the men unattractive to the women. She finds hot men with moustache irresistible and she believes that the feminists can’t stand the fact that a straight man looks more attractive to a straight woman than a straight woman does to a straight man on an average.
Judythebb also claims that any sex that lasts lesser than 60 minutes leaves her completely cold.
Coffee has been making me dizzy and giving me brain fog lately, but I still drink it pots of it everyday, because it increases my libido like no other.