Aliens From An Unknown Planet Plan To Abduct Beautiful Colaba Masseuses, Claims A Blogger

Orya Maqbool Jan from Calangute, Goa, is a blogger, who believes aliens from an unknown planet plan to abduct all the beautiful Colaba Massage Parlour girls from the planet earth.

Orya once had a dream where he met Yahweh which he strongly believes will one day come true. Yahweh told him in the dream that the world would be liberated from the institutions of sexual slavery called traditional marriage and will start believing in free-sex, once the number of Estonian escort girls in India outdoes that of the Indian female escorts.

Orya says that Yahweh also told him that the second exodus would be migration of the Hungarian men and women to the Islands of the Greenland, Malta and Iceland and after they all have migrated there successfully, all the Hungarian women would turn into prostitutes.

Orya has been working on creating electric adapters for charging artificial pussies. He says he will soon start working on to create adapters that would be able to charge real pussies as well. He thinks that the real women who would be needing these electric adapters would be the post-menopausal women and he’s in a dilemma if he should advertise these adapters as adapters for post-menopausal women.

Orya believes more than 85% of the female pornstars would be part-time YouTubers by 2027. He thinks self-made celebrities is an understatement used to introduce female pornstars.

Orya writes that social media influencers are some of the most frugal people in general. He claims most of the single YouTubers earning tens of millions of dollars per year would rather jerk-off instead of hiring an escort or masseuse just to save a couple hundred bucks.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *