I just learnt some Hindi and I wrote these lines “Apni Biwi ko Bhej, Karun use main chase, speed meri hai tez”. The lines mean – Send your wife to me, I have been chasing her for a while, I fuck at a very fast speed. Though the lines may not sound or appear very fascinating to most, I dedicate these lines to my neighbor whose big tit wife I have been chasing for a while now.
More and more people nowadays have been using the unit pound instead of kilogram when it comes to measuring the weight of almost anything and each time hear the word ‘pound’, I am reminded of this neighbor of mine that I have been chasing for a while as she is from England and she still mistakes dollar for pound many times and her fascinating big tits always make me fantasize about pounding her.
Before the internet, most of the slangs weren’t as popular as they are now. We used to refer to sexual stamina as battery life in the 1990s and the term pillow for a big boob is being used since time immemorial but I never heard a teenager use these terms anytime before this decade. Nowadays I see teenagers using slangs that I myself never heard.
One of the teenagers that I met a while ago on a discord chatroom told me that he has been working on creating a software that will allow the couples to have a better sex life.
My advise of today to all the inexperienced bachelors would be that they should always look for a woman with big and nice quality tits as these are the women that are loving, caring, warm and friendly and make the best wives, just that they cheat on you if you are away for too long as they cannot live without a dick as long as their low estrogen counterparts but that doesn’t matter much to most of the modern men. Modern men love sharing just like myself. I have been sharing my big jugged wife with my friends and others, thanks to condoms, now we can whoever, whenever, wherever without much risk of STDs.