My Chef Nephew is happier with his Sex Dolls than he could ever be with a Girlfriend

I am personally not familiar with a single male chef who spends more time reading cooking related books than he does reading sex magazines. Same goes for the choice of their TV shows.

I have a nephew, who is a chef. The first crush of this nephew of mine was the Miss Elizabeth of Pro-Wrestling. When she is no more there and there aren’t enough videos of her for him to jerk-off to, he buy sex doll that only look like Miss Elizabeth and fuck those all the time. He has never been in a relationship and considers it to be a waste of time.

Well, I have been in romantic relationships with several escorts in the past and the funny and strange thing when you are in a relationship with an escort is that there is no such thing as a love triangle when you are in love with an escort, hooker, erotic masseuse, whatever, there are only hexagons, decagons, etc.

It is really crazy how so many lesbian escorts go away fooling their clients pretending to be straight throughout their entire careers. I myself kept getting fooled like that until whence once my bisexual wife called up an escort agency for a lesbian escort and the same chick who sucked my dick pretending to be a straight woman was the one to arrive at our house. I asked the escort for a compensation and she told me that all that she could do was to allow me to watch her sex session with my wife with the condition of not making a video. I was more than happy with it and I followed them both like a mad dog to see them make love.

My KINK has reached new heights lately and I am loving it

I believe there will be Global Inter Universities fucking competitions between professors, principals, directors and students by 2060. I also believe that I would be alive to see the same happening if I keep fucking like a freak like I already do.

Well, my sexual KINK has reached new heights lately. I have been drinking the pee of my wife Abida using a straw. I insert a huge sized straw inside her pussy when she wants to pee and keep the other side of the straw in my mouth until she is done. It really feels amazing. If you haven’t tried it yet, you have been missing a great deal of entertainment.

As most of my regular readers already know that I am a huge Pro-Wrestling fan. I recently met Dakota Runnels with her mother Terri Runnels at a party, both the mom and daughter were wearing the skimpiest clothes and both looked equally hot. Both the mother and the daughter had some of the fittest and delicious looking boobs that I have ever seen. I am still wondering what their nipples look like.

The regular readers of my blog also know that myself and my wife – Abida had an open marriage and where I fuck around with the women openly, she fucks around with both men and women. She claims that the women from the hilly regions are freaks whereas the men belonging to such areas are right the opposite. I agree with her on the freakishness of the hilly women here, as I love those Hispanic women belonging to the hills.

With so many gorgeous below 35 pornstars becoming a part of the Mainstream American Porn lately, free porn has become irresistible to a straight adult man

I am always proud to say that my wife Abida is the greatest moaner there was, the greatest moaner there is and the greatest moaner there will be.

Myself and Abida both believe that handmade condoms are the future and there is no place anywhere for the current quality of the condoms.

My wife has big broad shoulders like the infamous pornstar – Xev Bellringer, the 31 year old chick with big natural and beautiful boobs, who is notorious for making incest porn. As per my personal observation over the decades, women like these cannot be satisfied with just one dick, no matter how long you can last, how good you look or how big your dick is. Chicks with such shoulders could be 4’11” tall, but your ‘Mandingo Dick’ or ‘J-Mac Stamina’ is never enough for them, unless you bring your likewise friends along with yourself.

It is possible to find the most gorgeous beauties in the form of masseuses, escorts or others while away from home, but to find a girlfriend or a wife away from home is almost impossible. At least in my case.

I am glad that the zest and enthusiasm for the free porn only seems to grow as the technology reaches new advances. And with the quality of the female pornstars that have been joining the porn industry lately, the porn has become irresistible to an adult straight man. No matter what an average American adult says to you regarding the porn nowadays, you can be certain that he watches porn at least 30 minutes a day.

I am not happy with the ad slicks of the porn industry that have been around lately though.

Incest Porn is the most popular Porn Genre in India and my PIMP friend believes that it is no surprise for those who know the history of the nation

One of my good friends is a pimp who never gets tired of bragging that he loves each of his escorts as much as a jeweler dealing in diamonds loves each of his jewel piece, only the jewel pieces that he deals in cannot be sold forever and no words are enough to define their beauty.

This pimp friend of mine claims that Covid-19 aka Coronavirus is a conspiracy to destroy the ever-prospering escort business. He believes that fucking different women everyday makes a man his best version and in a sense immortal and that’s what according to him, Illuminati fears the most.

My pimp friend also believes that those who marry mainly for sex, do it wrong, they should rather be dating a pornstar, hiring escorts, availing regular Nuru massages in Goa.

My pimp friend also claims that the entire nation of India used to be Polyandrous until the Muslims took over. He further adds that the Indians used to fuck like crazy back in the day and they are the people who love to watch the incest porn more than any other sort of porn.

This pimp friend of mine believes that Indian biracial women are still the best fuck and that’s the reason why he is married to an Indian-American woman who is Half-Punjabi and Half-Bengali. He says that she is the best fuck that he has ever had. He says that he is proud of the fact that his wife can give Nina Hartley a run for her money. He says that he is never going to pimp his wife but he wants her to join the mainstream American porn industry because it really lacks an Indian talent who could be one of the Top 25 Global Pornstars. He says that he is well aware of the fact that there are 2 mainstream globally popular Indian pornstars – Sunny Leone and Priya Rai, but he believes that they are nothing close to a Kay Parker, Traci Lords or Jenna Jameson, which he firmly believes his wife is.

He was introduced to the Bengali food by his Half-Punjabi and Half-Bengali wife. He claims that it has increased his libido and sexual stamina as much as 250%.

Also for those who don’t know. The secret behind one of the most popular pornstar belonging to India – Priya Rai, is also the Bengali food, according to Priya Rai herself.

Chicago Street Hooker straight out of a Tamil Kamaveri, sounds fiction, but is not

It is one helluva fun thing to fuck a woman with a pot belly in the seashell sex position, only those who have enjoyed the very same will know what I am talking about here.

One thing that I have concluded over the decades of my active sex life is that naive prudish women hate phone sex as much as they hate real physical sex or intimacy.

Recently, I met a street hooker in Chicago who was so good at sucking cocks that I booked her for all 3 days and 3 nights that I was in Chicago. She was of Indian Tamil ethnicity with a huge booty and extremely pretty face who looked someone right out of a Secunderabad escort agency.

She told me that the first thing that she looks for when buying a phone is how many numbers can be blocked in that phone as she gets tons of prank calls from many of her clients and their friends. It was really saddening to hear how in the greatest nation on earth – America, there is so much misogyny and torturous people who love to waste the time of a woman who offers her body for the world to become a happier and better place.

Myself and my wife – Abida are extremely sorry for the fact that the science has failed to make the sex and sexuality divine as we all hoped it would and for that very reason we both have been working to create a ‘Sex Radio Station’ like never seen before. We are certain that you all are going to love the Radio Station and we cannot wait to launch it.

It is amazing how many gorgeous luxury escorts are there in East Zone, Sao Paulo, currently

To tell a woman that her pussy is made of gold is a big insult in my opinion. You put your dick inside a pot of gold, would you get the same feeling as you would when you would put it inside a big fat pussy? That’s the reason why I avoid such kind of stupid compliments whenever I am in Sao Paulo and hire some gorgeous female escorts in the East Zone of Sao Paulo (Acompanhantes na Zona Leste SP).

I have always had a great luck with each of the escort agencies that I ever chose for my fun. I regularly read horror stories everywhere on the internet regarding the escort agencies, all I can say after reading such stories is that either those are fake or the ones claiming to be the victims are idiots. It is extremely easy even for a rookie, to identify a reliable escort agency, given that the finder is smart enough.

It is no surprise that female escort agencies across the globe now incur more expenses on a regular, especially the marketing expenses.

It is literally easier to find a natural pair of tits among the escorts than pornstars, especially the Latin ones.

Recently, a survey done by a respected adult company claims that there will be over 1000 Indian luxury escorts (Doctors, Lawyers, Engineers) in Brazil, which is really a great one as I have always been a fan of naturally estrogen rich Indian babes.

One of my good friends lived in Himalayas, India, where the Indian sages would regularly practice tantric sex with Hindu Sadhvis in order for them both to achieve enlightenment. My friend says that penetrating a Hindu Sadhvi isn’t as hard as penetrating the Himalayas. He says that those Hindu Sadhvis are at least 100 times easier than the Catholic Nuns.

Electronics Store owner from Fort Worth, TX, watches Incest Porn Movies in his Wife’s Absence

I have a friend who owns an electronic store in Fort Worth, Texas, he never gets tired of repeating that he is proud of the fact that his 36 year old wife never cheated on him and didn’t even fuck another man when she wasn’t yet married to him. She has only used electric vibrators, plugs and dildos all her life when he is/wasn’t around.

This friend of mine has always been one horny son of a bitch who regularly cheats on his wife and watches incest porn movies in her absence.

Even as a teenager, he used to watch only the wrestling matches between the divas but never the male wrestlers, which I doubt that he still does as there are more divas in the pro-wrestling business than ever before and they are hotter than they were ever before.

He says that he is obsessed with the Russian ass slap competition where the ladies slap each other’s asses and the one who slaps harder and is able to shake the cheeks of the other woman better, make those more red with bruises and sometimes even make the other contestant fall down due to unconsciousness is the one who wins and takes the prize money home. Many of such winners gain so much prominence and popularity that they ended up marrying Russian/Ukrainian/Siberian billionaires.

He adds that it shouldn’t come as a surprise to his friends and family members when he becomes the first one in the entire USA to organize one such event, which he claims is very much likely to happen.

More Female Television Stars than you can imagine wear Sexy Open Cup Lingeries on a Regular

One of my great friends is a gigolo who always tells me that the proudest moment for him is when a businesswoman client of his tells him that his dick is more painful than her business meetings.

This gigolo friend of mine dated a commercial airline worker once and he tells me that she was the epitome of bitchiness. He says that he is never going to date a commercial airline worker ever again.

Years ago, he had a romantic affair with a British born ethnic Baloch woman who ate dry fruits all day and was always ready for one more sexual session. Since then, he has in his mind that eating dried fruits increases female libido. She also wore open cup lingerie all the time.

This gigolo friend of mine is of the belief that women should apply moisturizer everyday on their ass to prevent it from getting wrinkled. He says that it is a pity that we live in a society where they can’t advertise about a moisturizer made specifically for buttocks on the mainstream media.

He also has a blog of his where he wrote the infamous quote “Dumb guys and girls take drugs, smart guys and girls practice tantric sex.”

He also knows several female escorts globally and never gets tired of repeating that there are more deaf and dumb high class female escorts in the world today than one can imagine.

He also never gets tired of repeating that there are more television stars today working as escorts than most can imagine.

Your most favorite male celebrity owns more sex dolls than your entire neighborhood

While some men bore their women to tears, some give them the tears of joy. The concept of ‘chastity till marriage’ is why the Christian religion failed. The Christians couldn’t address the sexual needs of the people and it was quite obvious, since Jesus the Messiah was an asexual Messiah himself. Most likely, he couldn’t get it up, heck, he didn’t even have those small sex dolls to practice on just like we guys do nowadays.

I lost my virginity to a neighboring MILF at the age of 18, discovered masturbation a year later at the age of 19 and watched porn for the first time at the age of 21; I wonder all the time that I hadn’t had to go through a lot of trouble and complexities if I had some sexy looking sex dolls at my disposal back then.

I was always fascinated with the prostitutes even as a teenager, I would watch movies like Pretty Woman on the Television all the time. I always believed that I would lose my virginity to a prostitute which didn’t happen, luckily.

Although I didn’t lose my virginity to a hooker, I have hired hundreds if not thousands of those till date and most of them have one thing in common and that is that they are all great at reading the client’s face. I don’t know you if you are aware of the fact that in almost all of the Europe during the Victorian Era, they would train their prostitutes in the art of Phrenology in order to understand the clients better.

I used to regularly visit India for business tours between financial years 2012 to 2017. While I was there, I noticed that the escort agencies in India spend a lot more money than their North American counterparts on the Pay-Per-Click Search Engine Advertisements.

I studied Pomology as a hobby back in 2016 and I wonder all the time if understanding the growth of a woman’s assets were as easy as understanding the subject of Pomology.

Busy women fuck more, not just their husbands but freaks like myself as well

Myself and my beloved wife – Abida, both believe that a brave and farsighted woman will never have any objection with her husband fucking random women.

There is a false notion that if an individual becomes sexually content, they are little interested in promiscuity, which is far from being the truth. A real man/woman cannot ever get enough sex, not in just my opinion, but in that of million others, and that’s where stuff like Acheter Vardenafil 10 mg comes into the picture.

Acheter Vardenafil is mostly used by the patients of ED and I personally have created a method which I am certain will work for most to find out whether you have an ED or not. You know you have an ED when you haven’t ejaculated in the past couple of days and a lip kiss by a beautiful woman cannot get you hard, that’s when you know that you have an ED.

I believe that there will be sex contests in as much as 100 different nations of the world annually by 2040.

One of the friends of Abida recently tested for fatty liver. This friend of her used to be an annoying and talkative who was always a lame fuck but since she started showing the symptoms of the fatty liver, she has turned into a ‘Syren De Mer’ in bed who always looks for a new dick to suck and ride on. But she has turned ugly like Syren De Mer as well, before she used to look like the pornstar ‘Simone Sonay’, but who cares when the woman is a freak, all that the beautiful but lame fucks are good for is to kiss on the lips, otherwise they are the epitomes of hell.

I wish our Medieval ancestors could see sexy naked girls on the streets everywhere just like we do

One of my good friends is a wealthy guy from Mansfield, Texas, whose main business is manufacturing Lithium Ion Batteries and he has been doing really well at it. He travels the world as a sex tourist and recently while he was in India, he came to discover that arguably the most infamous Indian News Host – Anjana Om Kashyap is a USD 5000 escort and he sure didn’t miss the opportunity.

I personally haven’t met Anjana Om Kashyap ever, but I have definitely seen her erotic photos, and she looks fabulous to me and million others. One of the most beautiful Indian women of the current times, definitely, according to me.

This friend of mine has his dick tattooed with the name of his ex-girlfriend, which makes his current girlfriend excited, happy and angry, all at the same time, each time she sees her erect dick. To avoid her from getting angry, he wears a chocolate flavored condom all the time he is about to see her, even when she is on the pills or giving him a footjob, rimjob, blowjob or handjob. She sometimes feels guilty about it and tells him that the tattoo on his dick doesn’t bother her anymore, but then again, she cannot stop herself from getting angry whenever she sees that tattoo, it is out of her control.

She struggled to lose weight for him for so long using cardio exercises, swimming, sprinting, keto diet, etc, to look like those girls in the Porn Pics, but she had no idea that her BF literally loves BBWs.

It is a beautiful fact that the women no longer procrastinate top lose their virginity and turn into a real woman and that’s the reason why we see almost naked girls everywhere on the streets, beaches and definitely on the nude beaches.

Car freak wife gets herself fucked in the pussy by a strap on when her husband is not around

One of my very good friends is a car freak, whose wife calls him SAAB, she herself is even more concerned about the safety, so he calls her Volvo. When he cums too early inside of her, she calls him a FIAT, as he proved that he cannot be relied upon; When he fucks her for hours, she calls him Toyota for his reliability and durability; When he is not around and some other man or a women with one of the best strap on has to satisfy her, she calls him the Nissan and her temporary fuckbuddy – Renault, for taking over her pussy.

She regularly hires Gigolos. The Gigolos who often change their names, she likes to refer to them as Vauxhall or Opel, and the Gigolos who used to be freaks in their youth but became useless with age, she likes to refer to them as GM.

She is open about the promiscuity that has always gone among her family members. She says that she was unaware of all the promiscuity going on inside her family until she caught her dad’s elder brother (her uncle) and his dad’s younger brother’s wife (her aunt) fucking butt naked during a family get together for the Christmas.

She claims that studying Molecular Biology has really improved her sex life greatly, which she believes would have been even half as good if she didn’t have the knowledge of Molecular Biology in depth.

My Japanese Logo Designer and his Fashion Designer wife fuck like crazy

I have a Japanese logo designer friend from the Kyoto city, who is a sex maniac like myself. This friend of mine claims that recalling the smell of his wife’s pussy while designing a logo gives him the intuition of what colors on the logo and overall what sort of a logo would his client prefer.

The wife of this Japanese logo designer friend of mine is a fashion designer, who seems to have more opinions on different sex positions than she does on the entire field of fashion designing. She likes to ride him in the rare positions just like those girls do in the JAVFL movies.

As much as she is active on the fashion communities, she is active on adult video (アダルトビデオ) communities as well, where she learns how to satisfy her husband sexually in the best ways possible.

She claims to have watched the interviews of more erotic videos (エロ動画) stars than those of the fashion designers and models.

She recently started a sex podcast, both to help the men and the women, and also for the better exposure of her brand and it has been doing pretty well in all of Japan. She has been improving her command in the English language to make her podcast and fashion brand reach to the English speaking audience around the world.

She always keeps track of the number of times she had anal sex than she keeps track or analysis of her business of fashion designing as a whole.

She wears a biker jacket in the winters whenever she feels extremely horny and wants it so bad and a grandfather cardigan when she is on her periods.

Asians don’t only make better gadgets, they also make better porn than their American counterparts

I recently met an old Japanese friend of mine, who works for the New Japan Pro-Wrestling. He told me that the wrestlers and many other staff members belonging to the New Japan Wrestling spend more time on whore-mongering than they do practicing their profession. I said to him that I would have done the same. Looking at those beautiful chicks in some of the Best Asian Porn, I wonder how do the Asian guys resist those stunning Asian ladies on the street. That’s the reason why I never visited Japan yet, because I don’t want to spend rest of my life in the prison. I will only go to Japan after making a reservation with a couple of hot Japanese escorts for the time while I will be there. And then only I will depart from my city to Japan. But then, I will be missing the streets, the sights, everything else. I would rather prefer hiring some busty Asian masseuse here in my city.

Anyways, I have been listening to the Duran Duran a lot lately to refresh my memories of the 1980s, when I was always horny but didn’t know how to make her go crazy for you, like I do now.

I didn’t know that the band Duran Duran is still active. After listening to a couple of their current songs, which I found so meh, I decided to take a little revenge on the Duran Duran and here I present to you a sex parody of their 2015 song – ‘Pressure Off’:-

“Netherlands is another country

At present I am in Vegas

In the future, I am moving to Thailand

Are we fucking high-class?

Fleshlight is for you, I fuck your wives in the arse

You know it well, And you also know that you are a retard

Some hot chicks are fapping to me

And those ugly grandmas are fapping to you, you, you, you.

Real dicks and pussies, feel it in the air

Oh yeah it’s time to take the pressure off

Real dicks and pussies, don’t use your hands or fingers

It’s time to take the pressure off with a ginger.

We’re fucking with a butter-face

Her asshole is so tight

And it’s nobody’s business

When there’s too much to hide.

Fleshlight is for you, I am sucking her boobs

There’s no way for you

Some hot chicks are fapping to me

And those ugly grandmas are fapping to you, you, you, you.

Those Multani Pregnant Escorts are perfect for some Pregnant Porn

I respect and love both the Russian Chess Grand Masters and the Russian Cam Models. Although I play better chess than as much as 25% of the Russian Grand Masters myself and my wife has had a better success than most Russian Cam Models ever will.

I traveled to Pakistan last year, where I enjoyed tons of natural hot busty beauties in the Multan region. I enjoyed some pregnant women as well and let me tell you, half of those Multani beauties were good enough to star in a mainstream Pregnant Porn movie.

I came across a tribe in Pakistan, leaders of which told me that they regularly eat a peculiar mixture of gold, silver and bronze, which is good enough to make a man eternally young, if eaten for long. They said to me that a couple of members of their tribe became immortal with it, but they got accidentally killed in a terrorist attack. I didn’t believe a word that came out of their mouth, they looked like scammers to me, most of them looked unhealthy and were the opposite of the definition of the virility.

I have been making my wife cry and beg for it each time she gets wet, I know for certain that she is going to post otherwise here, but you know that women will be women.

As I have been getting older, I spend as much as half of the day cherishing the memories of the past, and I seem to have this love-hate relationship with this habit of mine.

My wife regularly fucks students belonging to different races, universities, courses, sizes, etc, and she claims that the marketing students have bigger and stiffer dicks than the engineering students in general, and perhaps that’s the reason why she is often found hanging out at the cafes near business and marketing universities. She also says that because the women can sense a big and stiff dick, more ladies than ever before are joining business & marketing schools than ever before.

Doctors, lawyers and teachers from all over the world performing at the Chaturbate, dreams really come true

I remember talking to three different Chaturbate cam models on a live sex cam site who all looked very much alike and I thought that they were three great friends until they told me that they are triplets. I also remember talking to a group of five girls on the same website that all performed together on the same website as well, these five friends told me that they were great friends since the school days.

There aren’t as many English cam models as there are Germans, which is a pity but Britain has got some of the best Arab and Indian cam models.

Let me tell you something which I believe you don’t know already – a pile of cash isn’t enough for a straight cam model who never performs all alone, she needs a huge dick as well.

One cam model whom I used to talk to regularly on the same German cam website told me that she had been wearing floral bikinis only since she once made trip to Hawaii.

One cam model had her house designed like a cemetery and she wore nothing but Halloween costumes. She stayed butt naked most of the times though. The warmth of dildos and/or their partners’ cocks keep these butt naked cam models happy, healthy and warm in the winters.

There was a time when only factory or McDonald workers would do live sex cam shows, but now they include lawyers, doctors and teachers as well and they are all sexy and naughty as hell.

One of my best friends claims to have seen one female politician who never won an election performing on live sex cam with a younger man. I won’t disclose the name of either here.

He likes them White, He likes them Asian, He is always on AsianSexDiary to have some more Action

I have a very good friend who is a yoga and aerobics teacher by profession. He provides classes for 2 hours a day, he also keeps uploading videos on the Youtube and his own website. This friend of mine also used to be an event organizer in the past and each and every business that he ever entered, he entered it with the intention of getting women, and he has been pretty successful at it, almost in each strong attempt.

He loves to travel to Cuba. He loves certain streets of Cuba and perhaps you would be surprised to learn that almost nobody is there out on those streets most of the times, but the sound of loud moans is almost everywhere.

This friend of mine recently enjoyed the escort services of the infamous MILF Pornstar – Dana Vespoli, and he ended up paying US$2500 for just one fuck. He decided to hire her because he was tired of the same old White pussies and he was looking for some Asian pussy this time. Jessica Bangkok wasn’t in the town and he couldn’t find anyone else who he believed was worthy of his precious semen, so he ended up with fucking Dana Vespoli, whose videos are some of the most watched on AsianSexDiary.

He often tells all his friends that he always stays updated with the list of pornstars who also provide escort services. He believes that pornstars make the best escorts, just make sure that they don’t suffer with AIDS or Syphilis.

He has over 50 bank accounts and uses only those to pay his Pornstar escort in advance. He claims that all the Pornstar escorts ask for the payment in advance through their PayPal or Bank Account, it is nothing like Tonight’s Girlfriend in reality.

He claims that one of the most infamous MILF pornstars of all times and perhaps the most infamous MILF pornstar currently – Alexis Fawx, lies on her Twitter and other social media accounts that she doesn’t escort. He claims that he availed her escort services twice and paid her $5000 each time per fuck. He claims that the second time, she was so good, that he sent gold earrings to her address as a tip afterwards.

Conspiracy theorist friend of mine claims that the secret behind his genius is Japanese Porn

A good friend of mine is a full-time conspiracy theorist and Jav Streaming lover, who claims that the Coronavirus was spread in the entire Republic of China through air by Kim Jong-un and his men, on the orders of American President Donald Trump and the current American CIA Chief – Gina Cheri Haspel.

He claims that being one of the first to send the aids to the Republic of China is a drama by Kim Jong-Un, scripted by none other than the previous American CIA Chief – David S.Cohen, who also happens to be one of the highest paid and most popular attorneys of the world.

This friend of mine claims that the American President Donald Trump has been eyeing Kim Jong-Un’s wife – Ri Sol-ju and his sister – Kim Yo-jong for a long while now. And he has been looking for a chance to get one or both of those by hook or by crook. He adds that the American President Donald Trump has already devised the plan to divorce his current wife – Melania Knavs and bring home one or both of Kim Jong-Un’s dearest women.

This friend of mine also claims that the American President Donald Trump’s hatred against the nation of Iran and its people has its roots back in his college days. He claims that Donald Trump asked a couple of Persian girls out while he was in college, only to get mocked by each of them.

Once in the late 1980s, out of his weakness for the Iranian women, Donald Trump asked the CNN Television Host – Christiane Amanpour out, but she rejected the proposal as well, laughing at him in a ridiculous way. And that was the last time when the current American President – Donald Trump asked an Iranian woman out and that’s the biggest reason why Donald Trump hates CNN so much as well.

Wife got implants to look like a Brazzers pornstar, husband hates it

One of my great friends that owns a chain of spas in the South Dakota province. He told me that he doesn’t like to squeeze his wife’s boobs since she got an implant. He says that earlier they were tiny (and I can attest that personally as well), but he was perfectly happy with those; Going through breast implants was completely her decision and a bad one, he says. He adds that she thought that she would look like a Brazzers Moms Porns actress after going through implants, and she is looking one, but those boobies do not generate that sensation to his hands whenever he touches or squeezes those or that pleasurable sensation he used to enjoy when he used to suck on those before they turned into 2 plastic domes.

This friend of mine never gets tired of repeating that the odor (fragnance) of a pussy is far superior to him than the scent of the most expensive perfumes to him. And he claims that he can smell that fragrance/odor from his computer/mobile/tablet screen while watching certain and what he calls best stepmom sex videos.

He claims that his wife gets at least 10x horny compared to an average day whenever she visits a fine and different theme restaurant each time. And she herself doesn’t know the reason why. He claims that he smashes her each night just like they do in hot MILF sex videos.

He claims that every 2 out of 3 women have cheated their husbands some time in the Western World, while 1 out of 5 such women are habitual of cheating their men and have no control over their polygamous natures, just like you would watch in free porn movies. It is indeed a sexual world that we live in.

Top eBay and Amazon seller from Canada spends more time on Porn Dude than eBay and Amazon Canada combined

I have a very good friend from Mississauga, Canada, who claims that having intensive sex regularly cures both high blood pressure and low blood pressure.

He also claims that authors are some of the kinkiest women in bed. He gives the example of Twinkle Khanna, an author, wife of one of the greatest Bollywood actors ever and daughter of the Bollywood’s first superstar. He claims that he is in charge of Twinkle’s pussy whenever Akshay is gone to India for a shoot. He says that it is his dream to have a threesome with her widowed mother and herself one day. He even told me that he planned to tell her about this fantasy of his to Twinkle once but then couldn’t dare to.

He claims to have had fun with women belonging to each and every race in India, he has come to the conclusion that Bengali women are most fun.

He also claims to have had hired 3 maids for his house till date and also claims to have had sexual relationships with each of those till the day he fired them. He claims that he can teach the infamous bald male pornstar J-Mac, who is responsible for fucking more pornstars acting as maids, a thing or two, which can even improve his career.

This friend of mine is one of the biggest sellers on both Amazon and eBay for toys, but he spends more time looking for and discussing the perfect porn on the Porn Dude than managing his business.

He always has some outrageous secret information which many times comes true. He claims that a software engineer from Bhutan is responsible for creating the Bitcoin and that software engineer is nowadays busy in creating an automated software for the pimps and hookers that will revolutionize the whole prostitution industry like never seen before.

The older the bisexual women get, the wetter they stay all the time and hence they need sex toys as much as the food


It may come as a surprise to many of the regular readers here that most of the escort agents in Malaysia aren’t even aware of the fact that the ladies also like to hire female escorts, although there is a great population of LGBT community that lives there.

I was in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, in the August of last year when I called up an escort agency and told them that I would like to order an escort for myself, they thought that I was a troll, the lady who picked up the phone told me that they don’t sell hamburgers and kept the phone down.

Fortunately enough, I had brought my sex toys along with me and they did the job for me.

I also tried to find a sexy shop in the vicinity where my hotel was located, but unfortunately, I couldn’t.

I had no idea that I was a bisexual until I got aroused while having a pillow fight with one of my female cousins back when I was 19, surprisingly enough, she also had no idea that she was one, she got aroused as well, we started kissing each other and then we ended up fingering and eating each other. I really miss those days and that fresh, sexy, 20 year old pussy of my female cousin.

I have met several male and female pornstars in my life and let me tell you that they are some of the nicest people that you will ever meet. The best thing about each of the pornstars that I ever met is that no topic is too sensitive to them, you can talk about almost anything to them, for example, “Did you ever cheat on your spouse before joining the adult industry?”, “Do your kids know that you are a pornstar?”, “Do your kids hate you for being a pornstar?”, etc.

Real Hoes send snaps all these Fake Hoes who don’t ought to be transported to Iraq

One of my Catholic mechanic friends who tends to be a sex freak, invented a statement “By their cars, you shall know their sex life”.

By his above statement, he doesn’t only mean that the guys with more expensive cars get to fuck the best of the pussies. He gives the example that a guy who buys a Nissan even after hearing all that whining against Nissan from a guy named ‘Scotty Kilmer’ who claims to be a mechanic without any credentials other than a couple of TV shows and we all know how much can we trust the mainstream media nowadays.

This Catholic Mechanic friend of mine claims that he sleeps only 4 hours a day, edges for 4 hours to amateur snap nude, works for 10 hours, and dedicates rest 6 hours to other regular activities like bathing, shitting, commuting from office to home, etc.

This Catholic Mechanic friend of mine never worked for anyone else in his life while all his friends from the college days do. Looking at their lifestyle, he claims that the more you get promoted on your job, the tighter pussies you get to fuck.

He was in Saudi Arabia recently, and after coming back, he wrote an article on a Press Release website, which read as follows:-

“It is not a secret anymore that there are several high class attractive women working as escorts in Saudi Arabia nowadays, but they are still roughly only about 10% of those Saudi Arabian women who are willing to partake in the business. One of the foremost reasons why it isn’t so is the fact that there is no sort of protection provided to you as an escort when you are in Saudi Arabia but it is rather the opposite, no matter how much your client(s) or someone else abuses.”

Read how PublicAgent Movies resemble the Solar System in many ways

I really find it interesting that no matter how many interesting things the mankind discovers or invents, nothing is more interesting to it than the sexual activity. And rightfully so, otherwise we all will vanish from the face of the earth and live a depressed life with our stupid gadgets that will be of not much purpose. Imagine your smartphone without Tinder installed on it or you unable to read this marvelous blog that my wife created. Imagine yourself not being able to watch public porn videos but rather watching some stupid Youtube videos by a bunch of idiot Christian missionaries.

Does it ever cross your mind that you would have been much smarter, confident, bold, better-looking, if your parents had public sex instead of fucking beneath the sheets the day they planned your arrival, or were you born without any plan?

I have found several similarities between the solar system and PublicAgent porn movies. In more ways than one can imagine, the solar system resembles a couple fucking in public. The onlookers gravitate towards the sun (couple having sex in this case) and also receive warmth, energy and happiness from them just with a glimpse.

I am really sad that those South Delhi escorts don’t let you fuck them in public, I am one of the most regular clients at those escort agencies and my life would have been two thousand times better in case they did.

My mother-in-law claims that the men who are great at arm-wrestling are also great fuckbuddies. She used to be a lover of the WWF Legend and Heel – Ravishing Rick Rude’ back in the early 1980s. Ravishing Rick Rude was a marvelous arm wrestler, and my mother-in-law claims that he was also a great lover, she claims that out of all the men that she fucked till date, nobody comes close to the Ravishing Rick Rude.

Tattooed girls feel so great to fuck, try it once and you will know what’s up

I have a very good friend who sells custom gifts online. He has 3 different popular websites that serve nationwide.

The past of this friend of mine is a strange one. He ran a strippers agency in the state of Missouri in the past and at one point, he and his wife also owned a gigolo agency that operated in many different cities of Alabama.

He still keeps in touch with the statistics and many other parts of the industry and so does his wife.

He claims that the popularity of the Wonder Woman Strippers has surpassed that of the Naughty Nurse Strippers for the very first time in the history.

He says that even though a group of guys doesn’t book just one female stripper usually, his agency never hesitated to provider one stripper for a group of men or one stripper for only one individual, which is both hard to find with any online based stripper agency in the United States, especially in the state of Missouri.

I myself once availed the services of my friend’s strippers agency, I ordered 2 chicks at once, all for myself. One stripper came dressed up as a nun, the other one came dressed up as a cop. The funny thing is that the one who was dressed up as a cop, indeed looked like the cop in my neighborhood that I have had a huge crush on for years now.

I asked them when they were about to leave whether they could provide me extra services, the nun said no, but the cop agreed and that’s what I wanted. I fucked this tattooed bitch all night long, 5 times straight. I wasn’t really looking for tattoo girls sex, but it just came as an icing on the cake, which I literally loved.

My wife is more filthy when she is wearing her lingerie than any pornstar that you could imagine

I don’t know whether I told you guys this before, high-libido runs in my family in alternate generations. Both of my grandparents were very high libido, my parents were almost asexual, and here I am, cannot do anything but think of fucking all the time or make posts about my fuck-stories here when I am not really fucking.

I have been getting tons of questions regarding what I think about violent porn, lately. Well, I think that violent porn isn’t as bad as it is believed to be, but it is bad though.

In my arrogant opinion, lingerie porn is the most underrated genre of porn. I am amazed that not as many people look for it and those who do, are generally higher class than the average porn watcher, which just shows that it is watched by few but quality few.

There is no place as beautiful as home where a hot fuckbuddy is waiting in a sexy lingerie for you. For me, unfortunately, this happens rarely. My wife is dressed up in a lingerie most of the times when I reach home, but she isn’t waiting for me, but is rather in her lingerie because she likes to fuck wearing her lingerie and some other guy(s) is/are inside her. I can do nothing but join them or become a cuckold.

I couldn’t believe my eyes once when I saw my wife fucking her male cousin, who happened to have a monstrous dick inside our bedroom when I reached home abruptly. She then disclosed the entire story to me, that they both used to fuck each other all the time as both the families lived in the same neighborhood, but after they both got married, that was the first time that they ever got in action and they didn’t want me to interrupt them but just watch them. I sat on the couch in the same room where they were fucking and stroked my dick using my spit as I was out of lubricant while they enjoyed each other for hours. It was really a great sight. My wife’s cousin eating her ass, fucking her in each of her holes, including asshole.

Alternatives to LiveJasmin are a wonderful way to find whores in your own neighborhood

I am really blessed to have been living in a neighborhood full of street whores. Before this, I used to live in a building in a very plush neighborhood where two very high-class escorts lived. I had tons of fun with both the high-class escorts just like I do with those street whores nowadays. Many of those street whores are willing to have a threesome with me and my wife, many are not. When I hire a bisexual duo, my wife becomes extremely happy, but those duos are hard to come by and they also cost a lot more than a regular street whore.

I didn’t have an idea that one of my most favorite cam models who is a member of both LiveJasmin and the Alternatives to LiveJasmin, lives in the same street as I do, until I saw her in a nearby supermarket. I am now trying to get in touch with her as much as possible on the cam and as per my plan, I will soon be able to have her in the same bed as me and my wife. This cam model has a delicious looking big ass which my wife and myself cannot wait to eat and sniff.

I have been fortunate enough in my life to have fucked several virgins belonging to different nationalities, races, colors, family backgrounds, income groups, you name it and each and every virgin that I ever fucked, wondered what her mother would have behaved in the similar situation. I didn’t know what a woman thinks when she behaved in that peculiar way, but my wife clarified this to me, who has been a partner in this crime with me for decades now.

Me and My Wife Relived Vintage Sugar Porn with this Horny Grandma

Understanding what your spouse needs in the bed is the best thing that you can do to keep him/her forever yours. It is not just my experience, but that of several other happily married men and women.

The ability of great-looking whores to convert the noblest of men into whoremongers has always been envy of the average women.

My wife always tells me that young men with a receding hairline are worse fucks than the old men with a head full of hair and old men with a receding hairline or a head with no or a very little hair are a nightmare in bed. She says that bald men are only good for eating the pussy or for fingering it.

I personally believe that none of us men respect women with large natural breasts, the way they deserve it. I come across many young guys regularly who watch a lot of Vintage Sugar Porn, but still don’t know who Kay Parker or Honey Wilder is. Which is a shame! All they know of is fake tits bitches like Ava Addams or Lisa Ann. They really don’t have an idea about what a real woman is.

I recently came across an attractive British old woman who told me that she hasn’t ever been able to her grandson about her sexual feelings towards him. She told me that she got too drunk when around him several times to be able to have the courage to do so, but failed. I told her that she should better write the same to him through an Email, Text Message, Whatsapp, Skype or something, she replied that it would become a proof, which he could show his mother or/and father, which she cannot afford to happen. She told me that she is not afraid of the grandson, but his parents, who are too cautious about the sex life of their son. They want their son to remain absolutely chaste till he get married, and whence they get to know that his grandmother wants to become his lover, they are going to go absolutely mad on her to the extent of eradicating all sorts of communication with her and perhaps even report about it to the authorities.

I got the sexy old woman too drunk with an expensive whiskey which she loved and then me and my wife enjoyed her all night long. The old woman happened to be one hell of a kinky woman. She thanked us both in the morning and kissed us both on the lips before saying final goodbye to us. She told us that she will be back in the April of this year and we are already too excited about the same.

Mormons are turning Pro-Free-Sex after watching those sexy Blonde MILFs make love to guys with big dicks on XNXX

I believe that the world doesn’t need social engineering as much as it needs sexual engineering. Hearing all these people in the mainstream media talking bad about Donald Trump, Tiger Woods, Bill Clinton’s sexual deeds of the past, just like the rest of the mankind doesn’t possess a dick, really makes me go nuts. What’s bad about having sex with someone whom you are not wedded to? Traditional marriage is the biggest fraud that the mankind has invented followed by the religion, or maybe Religion is the biggest fraud that the mankind has invented followed by the traditional marriage. Whatever the case maybe, no totally sane and intelligent modern adult human being can deny that both of these are frauds.

One of the things that I have observed in my lifetime is that weak sexual organs, weak willpower and weak mind go together. Just like all stupid people follow religion and condemn free sex. All these guys need to see those sexy blonde MILFs on XNXX and that will most likely help change their minds, just like it has done that of many Mormons in the past and still continues to do so.

“Dick like a snake, balls like a bull,

Makes your own and your wife’s life so hot yet so cool.”

One of my very close and good friends is a politician who never gets tired of repeating that saying all politicians are crooks is like saying that all pornstars are cam models or escorts. And I agree with this statement of his. He himself is as honest as a politician can be, not to his wife though. He cheats on her all the time.

This fucktoy of mine got my wife addicted to the Indonesian porn

I have a friend from Texas who runs a couple of clothing and accessories store in different cities of Texas, who claims that there is some truth to the Zodiac Killer theory, i.e. the people killed by a person in this life are born as his/her slaves in the next life. My wife finds this friend of mine extremely weird and that’s the reason why she always tells me to stay away from him. I also feel the same many times but I am a fuckbuddy of his one and only daughter and I know that she loves her father so much that she will breakup with me, if I stop talking to his father.

Both this friend of mine and his sexy MILF wife hate the Arabs but they have named their daughter – Saba, which is an Arabic name, after felling in love with the name.

Saba is a wonder in bed. She is a bisexual and apart from me, my wife gets to enjoy her many times as well. They both have used strap-on on each other several times by now. Saba got my wife addicted to the Indonesian porn (bokep indo) lately, which my wife doesn’t seem to get enough of.

This above mentioned friend of mine is a conspiracy theorist as well, who believes that there is a clash of interests between different White nations including USA. He claims that the British MI6 backed by the Russian KBG will be in an all-out-war against the United States of America’s CIA and its closest allies Indian RAW and Israeli Mossad.

I really wish if the Arabic sex videos were as easy to come by as the Hungarian sex videos

I have a female friend who also used to be my fuckbuddy in the past who told me about a couple of months ago that surviving 2 different cancers belonging to totally different organs which have nothing to do with sexuality have increased her sex drive a lot even though it has been years since she hit the menopause. I took that as a signal that she wants us to revive the relationship which we both used to have years ago and did I tell you that she is a Hungarian MILF who has been featured in many different Hungarian sex videos (magyar szexvideók). No words can describe the beauty of a sexual session between me and her.

I was always a Mamma’s boy and one of the common traits of Mamma’s boys is that they all love women, even when they are homosexuals.

I personally believe that Jesus was right about heaven and hell but he was too shy to clarify what exactly he meant by the same. I personally believe that when you are having sex, you are in heaven, and when you are not, you are not, the aim of the human life is to prolong sexual sessions, according to myself and Jesus Christ.

It is really great to know that they have started having sexual orgies in many of the middle-eastern countries. I believe that they soon will be as sexually liberated as their European counterparts in the Middle-East. I really believe that they are almost as sexually liberated in the Palestine as they are in Israel. I have been to Palestine and Israel several times and each time it has been easy as roses to hire an escort in both the countries and equally so. If you want to see and enjoy how hot those Palestinian women are and how freely with a great confidence they flaunt their curves, just have a glimpse of ‘LearnArabicwithMaha‘ on the Youtube.

I really hope that there will be thousands of celebrity sex workers all over the USA by 2025

My wife once had sex with 6 men at a time and I was looking at them, stroking my junk like a loser. They had all her 3 holes acquired with three of their dicks and rest 3 dicks were busy rubbing on her tits, foot, hands, waist, eyes and everywhere else that you can think. One Hispanic dude even tried to make me suck his dick only to get his ass kicked off by me. My wife stared angrily at me after I kicked the Hispanic dude’s ass and then invited him to fuck her in the ass. There was a black dude who came in a brand new Nissan Altima to fuck my wife but someone stole his car from the outside of our house. I was so happy about his car being stolen from outside my house while his dick was in my wife’s mouth, he blamed me for his car getting stolen. He claimed that some of my friends did it. My wife slapped him on the face and then ultimately his big mouth was shut. The cops haven’t been able to find his car yet and the insurance company hasn’t given him money either. I am too happy about it.

Anyways, the above story is not what I came to post here. I wanted to write here that I am really not happy with the slow progress of the escort agencies. They aren’t making the use of the technology as they should have and I am really not happy about the fact that there aren’t many celebrity sex workers yet that can be booked using the internet.

The female escort industry has been declining each year as the sex dolls are getting more advanced each year

I do not agree with Freud at all in almost anything and I consider him to be one of the biggest trolls of all times the affect of what is still alive.

I am not a racist or anti-vegetarian, but I believe that Indian women aren’t interested in sex as much due to their unhealthy diets, I would rather put my dick in a mini sex doll than putting it in a different Indian woman every night.

I believe that there will be more male gigolos than female escorts by the end of this century, the way the things are moving. I am not saying that the female escorts are not doing a great job, I cannot even recall how many female escorts I have had fun with till date, but I believe that the upcoming super-advanced sex dolls are going to finish the business of average-looking, average-performing female escorts.

It is my personal observation over the decades that average looking women are seldom fun in bed, it is either the ugly ones or the stunners that rock the bed. I have had a huge crush on the Scottish pornstar – Georgie Lyall since the first time I saw her in that FakeTaxi Movie, and I am going to hire her throughout my business trip to Scotland in the coming February. I am willing to pay whatever it costs.

I once hired Maserati – the Black Pornstar once through an escort website, it turned out to be a fake setup and the pimp ran away with my hard-earned money, and I had to fuck a street whore that night.

Me and my wife are going to perform on one of the best live sex show sites and I am too excited about it

It is my personal observation over the years that an odorless pussy is bound to be tasteless.

I was in Italy last year where I didn’t hit on any woman because I really fear the Italians. I bought an automatic heated sex doll online there itself, which did a lot of damage to my dear testicles, to an extent that I got an ED for a few months and it scared the shit out of me, but thanks to the God Eros, I got my sex drive back after a couple of months.

Back when I lost all my sex drive, I started hating the smell of the female farts which I otherwise love.

I have traveled around the world and one of the most important things that I observed during these travels is that the darker a pussy, the less sensitive it is, also the women with darker pussies have lesser sexual control and don’t enjoy sex as much.

I have always been against the Christian religion, especially the Catholic one. Most of the great people, including Freud, Einstein, JP Morgan, Margaret Sanger, have observed in their lives that the lack of sexuality makes a man or a woman physically, mentally and spiritually weak.

My wife recently told me that the first time ever that she masturbated, it was with French fries. I suggested to her that it is a good idea if she performs the same on one of the best live sex show sites. She told me that she is thinking about it.

She thinks that the cam models nowadays have to work a lot harder compared to what it used to be because of the vigorous competition, to which I agree but it is also a lot of fun. I don’t find it to be work, but rather fun.

This Oneida Community worshiper claims to have group sex all the time like you would see in a TubeGalore Movie

I don’t know what has happened to my wife. She cannot stand me calling her ‘babe’ anymore. Her mother has a reputation of being a slut in the neighborhood, in the company she worked at, and she also had a couple of open marriages in the past. Perhaps, a couple of my mother-in-law’s boyfriends whom my wife hated, used to call her ‘babe’ and she is reminded of that lately when I call her ‘babe’.

I have a friend who is a huge believer in the free-love moment and wishes all the time that he were born in Oneida, New York, during the 1860s, to see those beautiful times when Oneida Community operated.

This friend of mine believes that whence the women all become whorish and slutty throughout the world, there will not be such organizations as ‘escort agencies’ operating anywhere in the world, but rather there will only be ‘escort families’; And nobody will feel any shame about being a prostitute, rather they will be proud of the fact that the people are willing to have sex with them for money.

This friend of mine runs a blog as well, which is definitely not good as this one, where he never gets tired of repeating that some pornstars/escorts love being used and there are those who don’t, those who don’t love being used, definitely do not deserve to be in the business and by being in the business, they are doing a great disservice to the society and to themselves.

His personal favorite escort is from Springfield, Missouri. Most of the times when he calls her, she is ill, has a headache, already booked, on a vacation, she has an excuse to not meet him 99% of the times when he needs her desperately, and that’s the reason why he likes to call her the FIAT of escorts.

This friend of mine also claims to have had sex with 10 different college girls at a time that weren’t paid whores, like you would see in a Tubegalore movie.

My good friend with an ED has been practicing Vajroli Mudra using the help of XVideos in order to save his marriage

I have always believed that the older pussies are highly underrated whereas their younger counterparts are greatly overrated. Take my wife’s pussy as an example, it has only been getting sweeter with age.

I personally believe in working hard and fucking even harder. The more tiring my day is, the sweeter is the sex in the night.

I have many of my good friends that had a troubled childhood and one thing that is common among them all is that they have a damaged sexuality. All my good friends with a serious ED had a troubled childhood.

One of my good friends who has had ED all his life told me that the worst moment in his life was when he gifted his wife a Mazda MX-5 Miata RF and she never drove it once in her life and instead she preferred to take a bus. He once followed her, and it turned out that she used to take the bus to a nearby parking, where she had hidden a Mercedes-Benz AMG GT Convertible, gifted to her by a rich boyfriend of hers. He never told her that he had discovered all about it because he has 3 kids with her and didn’t want to separate himself from them at any cost. He doesn’t trust women anymore, no matter whether they are Mormons, Catholics, Protestants, Jewish, Hindus or Buddhists. He has been practicing Vajroli Mudra lately using the videos on Xvideos all the time, because he still has the hope that he can fuck the brains out of his wife and satisfy her more than her rich boyfriend, one day.

Do you know that the women who snore a lot are 10 times the better fucks on an average compared to the women who don’t snore at all? I think that the above mentioned cheating wife is also a snorer, but I never dared ask this to my friend.

My wife has been aging like those British MILFs you watch in the porn movies

I only fear the old age because of the lack of sex life and sexual disability that comes with for an average man. I am really disappointed that the field gerontology isn’t putting much emphasis on the sexual life of the older men.

The case is quite different for an average woman though. Just like in the case of my wife, her libido, dick-raising capabilities have only been rising as she is aging, just like those women that I keep watching on the British MILF tube videos. Yesterday, she got herself another fuckbuddy named Jordi, who in reality looks like the infamous Jordi El Nino Pollo of the porn videos. They both allowed me to become a cuck and it was like watching Leigh Darby and Jordi El Nino Pollo fucking in real life. He was so scared of me while I was in the room, I kicked his butt once while he was fucking my wife in the missionary position but immediately my wife started scolding me and then I encouraged him to go on with fucking my wife in the pussy. He also looked at me once while his dicked slid out of the pussy accidentally, asking through his eyes whether he could put it in her asshole, I stared him back with such an anger, he looked like he was going to have a heart attack due to the fear, and after that, he couldn’t dare look at me back again and perhaps finished sooner than his dick could take it.

The funny thing is that I would let him fuck my wife in the asshole if he didn’t ask me for it, she really loves getting fucked in her asshole. I haven’t told her about it yet, I just hope that she doesn’t read this post and she will never get to learn about it.

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I personally believe that most GILFs are more horny than their MILF counterparts and can’t go a day without sex/masturbation. I also believe that the menopause rather increases the sexual desire of the women; I believe that they all lie about it not being there anymore because they have got tired and bored of fucking the same man over and over in all those years. They don’t want to admit the fact that they got tired of fucking and sucking the same man over the decades and come up with an excuse that they don’t feel sexual desire anymore since they hit that menopause. I believe that I know about this more than the most because it has been years since my beloved wife hit the menopause and her sexual desire has only increased over the years. She fucks me and other men even more since the day she hit the menopause. All our blog’s regular subscribers know the fact that me and my wife are in an open marriage and we both fuck around all the time.

Let me give you another example of the same, look at Linda Hogan (Pro-Wrestler Hulk Hogan’s ex-wife and Brooke Hogan’s Mother), I can tell by the look on a woman that whether she has hit that menopause or not. Looking at the pictures of Linda Hogan, I can tell that she hit her menopause in the year 2008 and that was the time, she decided that Terry Gene Bollea aka Hulk Hogan wasn’t enough for herself. She ended up divorcing the old man in 2009 and got himself some young boyfriends, with whom she fucked around all the time.

If you don’t want your wife to be another Linda Hogan, get yourself the PE Bible and before buying it, don’t forget to read the PE Bible Review.

Some teens are better at giving head than their MILF counterparts and they don’t mind to give one in public

I have been practicing yoga lately to fulfill my fantasy of sucking my own cock lately. I have great hopes with the same and I know that soon enough I will be able to achieve my goal. My wife thought of me as a bisexual when I told her the same.

I have been wanting to try public sex lately but my wife is not willing to. I told her that I once enjoyed a teen blowjob in a public park and it was a great experience but she wouldn’t listen. This teen that gave me a blowjob in the public park told me that she had lost her virginity to her college professor.

True fuckbuddies are like pearls, priceless and with high libido, they are full of life and are fun-loving, they are promiscuous and the word cheating doesn’t exist in their vocabulary.

It is a sad reality of a man’s life that women behave like it was all your fault even when they are caught cheating red-handed. Luckily enough, this problem never existed in my life because my marriage is an open one.

I hate the term ‘hard-work’ when it is used in the perspective of sex life. I really hope that they come up with something better and new term really soon.

It is one of my fantasies to spend a night with the Indian Bollywood Actress of Swedish origin – Elli Avram once in life. I have already published the offer on a website that I created for this specific purpose and optimized it as well.

Jerking-off to free porn videos is fun, but it is nothing close to fucking a sexy and slutty granny like the Russian Franny

Have you ever heard the phrase “Slutty women flock together, they sometimes also fuck together.” If not, then take a note of this one right here, right now.

I have come to a conclusion personally and that is that a woman’s clothing has nothing to do with her character. I know several women who are always dressed up as nuns but are the biggest whores that I have ever known, while I also know some nudist women who live celibate lives. I asked one nudist woman once who looked just like my favorite pornstar – Karen Fisher, the woman whose free porn videos I cannot ever get tired of jacking off to, whether I could sniff her pussy, she allowed me to without any objection and with a great smile, I wondered in my heart that she was also going to let me fuck her and when I attempted to press her boobs, she told me that she was practicing strict celibacy and it would be great if I only stay limited to sniffer her sweet-looking wet pussy.

I am not a pro-masturbation or anti-masturbation, but I personally believe that it is essential to jerk-off occasionally even when you have willing pussies all around you as it allows you to explore your body better.

If you are a teen or a man in his early 20s who never got a chance to fuck in real life, I would advise you that you should attempt on a sexy looking widowed granny. If you don’t know how great in bed these slutty and sexy looking grannies are in bed, talk to the men who enjoy such grannies on the regular. Two examples of such grannies is the Russian – Franny and American – Rita Daniels, yes, the woman who does a lot of videos with the popular 65 year old pornstar – Sally D’Angelo.

I never knew that Indonesian pornstars and cam models were so good

Enjoying a big-butt woman in cowgirl position on a chair is the best feeling ever and if you haven’t had this feeling before, do it now, no matter what it takes.

I personally believe that there is no such thing as excessive sex or masturbation and that’s the reason why I have been actively campaigning against the NoFap movement since the financial year 2012. I have always said, believed and took the stand that replacing a delicious dick or a pussy is a dumb idea, but adding one is always a marvelous one.

Since the day I joined this new company that I have been working at, I have gradually turned it into an orgy and swinging hub and they all love me for the same.

If you are a regular reader of my blog, then you must be aware of the fact that I turned my wife into a whore when I saw her rubbing her pussy on the door once. That was the last day that she masturbated, she always has a new dick at her disposal since that very day.

I have been addicted to Indonesian porn (Bokep Indo) and Indonesian cam models for a while and that really made me write this poem last night:-

“Tits, beautiful

Here and there,

Can be seen on live sex cams

And everywhere.

Black, white and brown,

Some show openly, some frown,

Some like to hide those through their arms,

Whatever the case may be,

They all have a special charm.

They all spread fragrance,

And fill my world with elegance.

Tits spread beauty,

But this is not just their duty.

With all the qualities of tits,

Imagine the world without it.”