Big tit women make the best wives – Abid Jasic the Dickhead

I just learnt some Hindi and I wrote these lines “Apni Biwi ko Bhej, Karun use main chase, speed meri hai tez”. The lines mean – Send your wife to me, I have been chasing her for a while, I fuck at a very fast speed. Though the lines may not sound or appear very fascinating to most, I dedicate these lines to my neighbor whose big tit wife I have been chasing for a while now.

More and more people nowadays have been using the unit pound instead of kilogram when it comes to measuring the weight of almost anything and each time hear the word ‘pound’, I am reminded of this neighbor of mine that I have been chasing for a while as she is from England and she still mistakes dollar for pound many times and her fascinating big tits always make me fantasize about pounding her.

Before the internet, most of the slangs weren’t as popular as they are now. We used to refer to sexual stamina as battery life in the 1990s and the term pillow for a big boob is being used since time immemorial but I never heard a teenager use these terms anytime before this decade. Nowadays I see teenagers using slangs that I myself never heard.

One of the teenagers that I met a while ago on a discord chatroom told me that he has been working on creating a software that will allow the couples to have a better sex life.

My advise of today to all the inexperienced bachelors would be that they should always look for a woman with big and nice quality tits as these are the women that are loving, caring, warm and friendly and make the best wives, just that they cheat on you if you are away for too long as they cannot live without a dick as long as their low estrogen counterparts but that doesn’t matter much to most of the modern men. Modern men love sharing just like myself. I have been sharing my big jugged wife with my friends and others, thanks to condoms, now we can whoever, whenever, wherever without much risk of STDs.

Never disturb someone who is edging to big booty porno

I own a boutique hotel in the downtown area of my city and let me tell you here that whenever you see a ‘Do not Disturb’ sign on the door of a hotel, don’t come to the conclusion straight away that someone is fucking inside or someone is sleeping, nowadays, the case mostly is that someone is busy edging to the big butt porn inside.

I once came across this guy who used the term ‘hot tea’ to refer to sex and ‘orange soda’ to refer to masturbating.

Once I even came across a man who would get unconscious for a while after achieving sexual climax each time.

I really believe that vodka has a huge part to play in the extraordinary beauty of Russian women but I also believe that those Russian girls really need bigger booties to look even better.

I believe that the governments must do something to lift off the taxes from the sexual products so that the world can become a better place.

I cannot comprehend why talking about porn is still a taboo whereas talking about sex is not. My wife never got ready to do porno although I was the one to suggest it to her and encourage her to do the same as well but she has been creating ASMR videos with kisses, moans and farts lately on my advice and suggestion and uploading the same on Youtube where she is receiving a lot of positive feedback for the same. She has been receiving more complimentary comments for her big booty than anything else.

Found my class fellow fucking the girl of my dreams on Big Boobs Tube

There was a dude in my school whose mother performed at strip clubs but she raised her one and only son to be a strict catholic and would have been proud if he became a pastor but he ended up becoming a porn actor, writer and director. He wasn’t my friend or anything, just a regular class fellow and I wasn’t aware of his profession or career until I saw his movie last night on Big Boobs Tube where he was fucking the woman of my dreams with her fishnets on.

I wasn’t aware of who he was until his face started looking familiar to me and I did a research on him only to discover he was who I thought he was. The dude used to brag to his friends about his long dong and how he can edge for 4-5 hours at a time and everyone used to think that the guy is a troll but he was right. I never had an idea that I could be envious of someone like that wanker.

From my own experience, I have come to the conclusion that horny men put women off, just act uninterested till she gets desperate to fuck you and fuck her with taking control of her, don’t act desperate, hungry or thirsty again, be a MAN. Suck her boobs like she is your slave and fuck her pussy like you were born to drill.

I once fucked this woman whose mother was of Indian origin and Father was French, this bitch had the most exotic look I ever saw in a woman. She made me cum within 2 minutes and she had this proud look on her face after that happened but I didn’t act like a loser at all although I felt like one inside and that made her pride disappear within a few seconds when she saw my proud, arrogant and manly face even after I came within about 2 minutes. Male apes don’t last long and they still couldn’t care less, all they care about how many pussies they get, not about how long they last.

Wealthy aircraft manufacturer has gone nuts over Sofia Sweety

One of my good friends is a wealthy gentleman who owns a company that builds small aircrafts. This friend of mine brags about his cock all the time and when he recently learnt the Hindi language, the first thing that he did was to write a dirty song “Tedhi Lulli Wale, Aaja Gaand Marale, Chootad Tere Kaale, Ismein Hum Lulli Daalein”.

This wealthy friend of mine has been watching a softcore pornstar Sofia Sweety for the past 6 months and this has happened for the first time that he has gone nuts for a woman so much that his desire for her is not limited to her fanny only but he wants entire Sofia Sweety and he has gone mad to the level that he is willing to live in a homeless shelter for the rest of his life if he could just fuck her for once a week. He says that he hasn’t seen a young teen so beautiful ever before.

He wants to learn Spanish language now and he has been looking for a female teacher that completely resembles Sofia Sweety. He says that he is going to find one no matter what.

This small aircraft manufacturer is of the belief that a woman’s measurements don’t matter as much as the quality of her flesh and he claims that he hasn’t seen a woman with a better flesh quality than that of Sofia Sweety in his 55 years of life.

This filthy rich middle-aged man is not ashamed to brag about his masturbation addiction and he claims that if the governments don’t want their male citizens to be wankers then they must make a law for the women to look ugly and dress up in Niqabs or Hijabs.

Bratty Sis features the nastiest, the horniest, the finest teen chicks in the porno industry and you know it

A fit old woman is far sexier than an unfit young woman but the story is totally different when the woman is in her late teens or early 20s and is your sister as well. I know that my wife is gonna be mad at me for writing this but I cannot help myself. Since I have started watching Bratty Sis porn, I cannot help myself checking out their website at least tens of times to see if there is a new release (movie and cum release).

Watching tall, strong and handsome men with a hairy chest makes my wife go all wet and I am gonna do this to her now. I have been looking for a Bratty Sis video that features such a man and show the same to my wife so that she also get addicted to the Bratty Sis videos and we both make love together while watching Bratty Sis videos which is my dream and my wife’s nightmare. I would also love my wife to play my sister. OMG! Am I having a rock-hard erection while writing this?

I really hope that the next US president be a pornstar. It is a shame that many pornstars have participated in the elections but none could ever become a governor.

I believe that breasts most precisely define’s god excellence and although I have sucked some of the finest looking big breasts in my life, I still respect small breasts and many of Bratty Sis’s models have small breasts which I love. Small breasts, natural big breasts, silicone breasts, breasts everywhere are the reason why there is so much of positive vibe everywhere around the earth and that includes your daughter’s breasts as well. Let me suck your sexy daughter’s breasts just once so that a guru like me can tell you more mysteries about the life and the world in general.

My wife has no idea about how many erotic accounts I have on different sex-related websites

I dedicate the song ‘Tell me Lies’ by Fleetwood Mac to Boobpedia for telling me nothing but lies. Boobpedia is full of lies and I cannot even recall how many times it lied to me. Once I read on a Boobpedia post that the pornstars Jessica Robbin and Pocahontas Jones are sisters and just yesterday I read that Andi James and Britt James are mother and daughter, and I know for sure that both are false.

Once I was chatting with Pocahontas Jones on a cam website where I dared ask her about whether Jessica Robbin is her sister and she clearly told me that she is not, I told her that I asked just because I read a post on Boobpedia and sent her the link to that post as well, which she complained about to the Boobpedia and they removed ASAP.

Yesterday, I watched one video of Andi James and then one of Britt James, trying to find resemblance between the two, which I really failed to. I watched both the videos while my wife was away, she doesn’t have any issues when I fuck other women but she doesn’t let me watch porn or lemme masturbate to the point of ejaculation; she has no idea how many erotic accounts (conto erotico) I have on different porn websites. She also has no idea about my hidden fleshlight that I have kept inside my personal locker.

As I am getting older, I have started to look for ways to increase my virility and one of the ones that is really working for me is eating figs and pomegranates everyday.

Alexis Fawx is not my friend’s hot mom but she is definitely my wife’s greatest enemy at the moment

Hope you just read my wife’s rants about my addiction to and obsession with Alexis Fawx. My wife forgot to tell you that how I put my coffee on her ass to make it look like her ass is hotter than a heater and although she really gets flattered by this act, she also got embarrassed a couple of times when she farted meanwhile, lol. I still didn’t mind drinking the same coffee.

While my wife was busy ranting about my obsession with Alexis Fawx, I was busy watching the same Alexis Fawx My Friends Hot Mom movie for the fourth time in the past 2 weeks.

Anyways, let us talk about something other than Alexis Fawx for sometime. I don’t want my wife to kill me while I will be asleep. I recently became pen-friend with the son of the Cuban-American pornstar – Alanis. He is such an idiot that when someone asked him a question related to his wife – “Is she comfortable in her own skin?” He replied, “Yes, most of the time but when she is not I use my skin to comfort her and my dick as well.”

This son of Alanis claims to have had sex with the 1980s German singer – Sandra Cretu. He is such a show-off, he rides in a Mercedes but never gets it fixed until it refuses to start and he also uses the cheapest possible oil in his Mercedes.

Once while he was on NoFap, he searched for ‘Dhaliwal’ on Google, came across Naina Dhaliwal and Amrit Dhaliwal’s bikini pictures and broke his NoFap then and there.

I wonder why Alexis Fawx hasn’t done a pregnant porn yet

My favorite Alexis Fawx video of all times is the one in which Alexis is giving feeding the guy along with giving him a handjob.

I find pregnant women far more attractive than the non-pregnant ones and that’s the reason why I insist my wife all the time to get fucked by me without me or her using any sort of contraception but the bitch wouldn’t agree.

Anyways, I wonder all the time why Alexis hasn’t done a pregnant movie yet although she has been pregnant several times. She maybe thinking that it will ruin her image or it will not be good for her baby but I find this awkward that still so many women are not aware of the fact that in several African tribes, it is a custom for the mother to be fucked each night while she is pregnant as there is a notion among the people of those tribes that it helps in popping out a healthier baby.

I love chubby women more in general but Alexis is definitely an exception to that. It is really sad that Alexis Fawx MILF doesn’t provide her escort services anymore.

There was a time when I was addicted to the strip clubs and live sex shows and I fear that I am now getting addicted to the porn again first time after the teenage years.

I believe that a beautiful voluptuous woman can be more dangerous than all the Russian nuclear weapons combined. I also believe that there should be college degrees in the field of sex, so that we can have better escorts, pornstars, strippers, etc. I believe in liberal governments and I really believe that they will do the same in the near future.

Alexis Fawx is my new love

To all those that are aware of my obsession with Kiki Daire, I have found another obsession and she is Alexis Fawx. I have been watching Alexis Fawx XXX movies for the past few days and fucking my wife watching those. My wife looks and sounds a bit jealous of her but I couldn’t care less.

I live in the same neighborhood as Alexis Fawx and when recently I dedicated the song – Bette Davis Eyes to her on our neighborhood radio, Alexis replied me with “Get lost weirdo”. Who cares? My wife is never going to let me fuck her. My wife doesn’t yet know about this insult of mine by Alexis and I don’t intend to tell her in the future even though I sometimes feel tempted to tell her about the same as I care about each and every smile of her and this incident is definitely going to make her super-happy.

Alexis Fawx’s waist reminds me very much about that of an escort bitch that I fucked from the Kashmir Valley while I was there for some business. Kashmiri girls are really beautiful, especially the Hindu ones, but there aren’t enough of those there anymore, they are all on diaspora and all the Kashmir is a totally Muslim dominated region now.

My dad was a pimp and I inherited this great talent in the art of pimping, I would have made billions pimping pornstars like Alexis but my nagging wife wouldn’t ever let me pimp anyone. Gosh! I cannot even pimp my wife. I would love to see my wife getting fucked for the dollars by a BBC.

Gosh! Now I can enjoy Kiki Daire’s Super-HD videos for free

I remember watching the video of my all-time favorite pornstar Kiki Daire where she was enjoying her fuck-session so much that she kept calling her male co-star throughout the session. The male had a large beard and mustache, and he was getting this look by Kiki that she is willing to be a slave to his cock for life.

I hate women with saggy breasts and that’s the reason why my wife can be found everyday using home remedies to make sure that her breasts don’t become saggy.

I once saw an interview of Kiki Daire where she mentioned the argumentative guys and as much as she hates argumentative guys, she loves calm, cool, strong and silent guys and if they are big in size, she finds them irresistible.

She also mentioned in the same interview that she loves the 70s or 80s music being played in the background while she is getting fucked.

Once I enjoyed watching a porn video of Kiki Daire on a premium porn website where this Estonian guy was fucking Kiki Daire without a break and without switching the position and they both were in the state of a sexy and interesting silence.

In one of the interviews, Kiki mentioned that she has sex with her husband at least 3 times a week and she doesn’t count the number of times she blows or fucks other guys.

In another interview of Kiki Daire which I watched on the Youtube, Kiki said that she doesn’t agree with the ones who say that fapping steal the thrill from the real thing.

As much as I find the front of the Kiki Daire attractive, that much I find her back as attractive as well. Those stupid cameramen get so much focused in showing Kiki’s front most of the time that they don’t even care about showing her back even once in the entire 30+ minute long video.