Indian Devar Bhabhi Porn giving Brazzers, Scoreland and Naughty America a run for their money

I believe that the discipline and orderliness found among the Brazzers and Naughty America pornstars is unmatched and that’s the reason why they Naughty America and Brazzers have always been ahead of the Scoreland, BangBros and other major rivals. The only thing that all these major porn studios lack in is displaying Devar Bhabhi Porn, I was introduced to the Indian Devar Bhabhi porn when a friend sent me movies of Savita and Mona Bhabhi on YellowPlum – One of the top Indian XVideos channel.

There is this friend of mine who claims that more than half of the world in the prehistoric and ancient times used to give sex education to their adult children before marriage by performing sex in front of their adult children. He adds that these parents would also let their adult children fuck themselves so that they learn better and the parents can have an idea about how good their adult children are sexually.

This friend of mine also claims that sperm is a living entity which is very harmful for you whether you are allergic to it or not. He claims that cleaning your sperm with a tissue paper is not going to solve the problem for you; You would be better washing yourself off multiple times.

He is also not ashamed to admit that he would go out of bed in the middle of the night as a teenager and would sniff his sexy big boobs bhabhi (sister-in-law’s) undergarments and jerk-off using those.

As a child, he used to be a child with rages, now, he is an adult with a 12-inch long dick. As a kid, he used to make it difficult and painful for his parents, now he makes it difficult and painful for his wife/girlfriend.

Most Twitteratis are wondering if the 5G Towers will make Judy’s Big Booty look more realistic looking on the screen

I have been watching a digital sport watch whenever I have a fucking session with my wife for a while now. It really helps me keep the right track of the time on how long I lasted.

You don’t always have to look like Johnny Bravo to look good to your woman, especially if yours is a freak like judythebigbooty.

One of my good friends believes that the god created fruits in men and women’s sexual organs. According to him the cherries represent the hymen, oranges represent boobs, watermelons represent buttocks and bananas represent dicks.

This friend of mine believes everything that comes out of the conspiracy theorist – David Icke’s mouth, including that the British Royal Family is Half-Reptilian and Half-Human. He also believes David Icke’s theory that the coronavirus is a hoax and the 5G towers are responsible for it.

The wife of this friend of mine is a motivational speaker by the day and an escort by the night.

I recently read a post by judythebb on Twitter where she made a claim that the idea of men without moustaches is an agenda by the feminists to make the men unattractive to the women. She finds hot men with moustache irresistible and she believes that the feminists can’t stand the fact that a straight man looks more attractive to a straight woman than a straight woman does to a straight man on an average.

Judythebb also claims that any sex that lasts lesser than 60 minutes leaves her completely cold.

Coffee has been making me dizzy and giving me brain fog lately, but I still drink it pots of it everyday, because it increases my libido like no other.

Trucking Company owner from Atlantic City prefers Korean Porn Movies over any other

Kelvin Balonay from Altantic City, New Jersey, started off as a truck driver, but today owns a fleet of trucks. He believes that Gaia should be the #1 Korean pornstar of all times followed by Minka. He says that Minka is all tits while Gaia is an entire package, one just has to watch his Korean Porn Movie featuring Nuru Massage.

Kelvin says that he recently dated a New York girl who pretended to be the daughter of a multi-millionaire, only to learn later that all her clothes were pre-used eBay clothes that she would file a dispute against all the time on PayPal.

Kelvin would have never known her reality if his sister, who owns and runs a not-for-profit eBay store that sells products just for the same of her and other horny men and women’s happiness didn’t tell him the same.

Kelvin believes that misanthropes and misogynists both love sex more than their Non-Misanthropic counterparts, especially when the ones having Germanic ancestry.

Both Kelvin and his wife are pro-wrestling fans. They both wear each other’s favorite wrestler’s costumes before making out and together scream out loud “Let’s Get Ready to Rumble” before making out.

Kelvin and his wife used to be school buddies. They were always good friends, they never flirted with each other in school and didn’t have a crush on each other either. They met each other on a Tinder Surprise date years after completing the school and impressed with each other’s sexual performance and energy, they decided to marry to enjoy the same sexual performance and energy every night of the year.

LGBT Advocate from Sydney is often found performing telepathy or performing a search on ‘Adult Hub’

Ann Hardin from Sydney, Australia, is a full-time DJ and part-time LGBT advocate and sex blogger, who claims that more animals, birds, etc like to make love to the same gender than we will ever know.

Ann agrees with Reverend Jim Jones when he said that every human being is homosexual.

Ann says that she is happy that as much as half of the boys hostels in some cities of the USA have become very much like the notoriously popular ‘Gay Love Hotels’.

Ann has a very good gay friend who loves drifting in his Nissan 370Z. He uses the codeword – “Ever been in a drift car before”, whenever he is in the mood for sucking some dick. He loves to suck both straight and gay dicks alike.

She claims that the future of the automotive industry lies in the hands of the homosexual people and adult hub is the proof of the same.

Ann writes on her blog that she has been studying zoo geography to understand the laws of the nature, sexuality, evolution and many other things better.

Ann claims to have sucked more gay dicks than any other straight woman and she says that she can tell the difference between a gay and a straight dick just with a glimpse.

In the December of 2016, Ann went to India to study the infamous ‘Indian Prehistoric Telepathy’, only to realize 2 years later that is a scam. She has been exposing the so-called miraculous Indian Prehistoric Telepathy since then on blogs, forums, chatrooms and other online platforms,

Date all the Russian and Ukrainian women you can before the Coronavirus destroys your dick

I recently came across a press release that had it mentioned that the men and women who work at steel factories are far more horny compared to the men and women who work at other factories. The author even added that perhaps this is the reason why the population of the entire first-world Western countries during the Industrial Revolution mainly during Andrew Carnegie’s time grew like never before.

I won’t disclose the name of the author here but I can give you a couple of hints here – The author has an Economic Degree. He worked for the International Monetary Fund (IMF) in the past. He is a hardcore Catholic who claims that we are living in the end times and once he wrote an article in 2018 about How to date Russian women thanks to camgirl sites before the Armageddon takes place.

I believe these are hints enough to identify the real author. Anyways, I would like to discuss more about a popular African-American author from Kentucky, who recently made claim in an article that men used to have boobs as well millions of years ago but some virus destroyed it. He further added that he is scared that the coronavirus and other virus of the same forms might even destroy the dicks of the homo sapiens sapiens in the near future and before that happens, it is most recommended that men learn How to date Ukrainian women thanks to camgirls sites.

My wife Abida lets me enjoy some hot Korean massage while I am in Chungnam

I believe that the idea of creating a dagger came to the mind of the inventor after seeing his own or other men’s dicks. It shouldn’t be a surprise that the original idea came to the idea of a ever-horny woman who couldn’t get enough of or enough dicks.

Every married or couple in a committed relationship knows that fucking the same person at the same location can never be as much fun. Honest couples like myself and Abida admit it to each other but the dishonest ones wouldn’t do the same.

Abida lets me enjoy those stunning some hot massage by Korean chicks when I am away on a business trip to Chungnam (충남출장마사지) and she really delights in it.

Abida believes in reincarnation. She believes that she was killed by a jealous female cousin in her past life who found Abida sleeping with her boyfriend and she got intensely jealous of seeing her boyfriend enjoying sex with Abida so much and drinking Abida’s squirt while he wouldn’t even lick the pussy of Abida’s cousin. That got Abida’s cousin infuriated and she ended up killing Abida by stabbing her multiple times. Abida says that she is not sure whether her cousin was ever convicted of the crime or not but she says that she can clearly visualize the sight of her having sex with her cousin’s boyfriend and her cousin stabbing her multiple times.

The best feeling for Abida is when my huge balls touch her asshole while I fuck her in the spooning position. My balls seem to love it too, as I last longer and my balls feel like steel when I fuck her in the spooning position.

My wife Abida keeps sending me the links for Escorts and Adult Listings whenever I am away from home and her big tits

The feminism in the ancient Sicily is evident from the Saint Agatha’s breasts. As all our regular readers know already, myself and my wife – Abida, both are atheists but we don’t forget to celebrate Saint Agatha’s Feast Day on every 5th February, each year.

As many of the regular readers of our blog already know that Abida used to own a lingerie store and I used to be a wholesaler of the lingerie and that’s how we met.

As a married man for almost 3 decades now, I would say to you that monitoring the internet is easier than monitoring the pussy of a wife who is always out on a business trip. But I am glad that I had a sort of open marriage and instead of monitoring each other’s genitals, we encourage to fuck other men and women. My wife – Abida, is always busy sending me Escorts and Adult Listings whenever I am away from home.

I recently met a retired male pornstar and clown, who told me that the late Pro-Wrestler – Matt Osborne aka Doink, wanted to be a pornstar himself but didn’t due to his own and his dad’s legacy.

I have been thinking about creating a deepfake porn website completely dedicated to the hot news reporters and anchors. Both the male and the female fuckers would be reporters.

My experience with hundreds of different women tells me that neither tiny not tall girls are as sexual freaks as the average heighted ones. So, if you are a rookie, look for a woman with an average height.

Eddie Guerrero stole the tagline ‘Latina Heat’ from this Adult SEO Services Company owner

Once while my wife Abida was sleeping, 2 cockroaches started roaming on her pussy, I was awake and watching all this, but I decided to not wake her up or shoo the cockroaches away, because I was enjoying the sight of both the cockroaches and my wife enjoying. I never watch bestiality porn or I am not advocate of animal sex with the humans, but it is my personal belief that all animals, birds, insects, etc, love to make love to the humans, us humans are just too naive to understand it. I believe that the humans ooze sexuality like no other creature on the planet and that’s one of the things that makes us separate from the rest of the creation.

One of my good friends owns an Adult SEO Services company. He is an atheist himself but his 22 year old son is a devout Catholic who claims to be the most pious person student of Christ. My friend didn’t have an idea that his son used to take a wank until he saw cum stain all over his blankets, bedsheet and other places.

This friend of mine just like myself cannot fall asleep until and unless he gets to fuck at least twice. His wife is also a freak like himself. He did some time in prison back in 2015 and he claims that he didn’t sleep for a second for all the four days that he was in the prison.

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Learning to climb a tree is the best exercise that you can do to increase your sex drive, especially if you are a male. I believe that this is also the secret behind the extraordinary sex drives of those chimps, bonobos and baboons. To see how much these three fuck and how long they can stay hard, just watch a Youtube video of any of these three fucking their females.

I wonder why there is no such thing as sex championship contests. I have been thinking about having sex championship competition on the global level. There would be a total of 8 teams – North American, South American, African, European, Russian, Southeast Asian, Chinese, Australian. Out of these 8, two will reach the finale. The teams that would be able to fuck the longest with or without ejaculation will win. (No food or water would be given to the contestants and it would be premiered live on Porn365).

I have always believed that doing extensive mental tasks like learning a new language decreases a woman’s libido and I have several examples to prove it. Take the example of Linn Bergrenn of the musical band – Ace of Base. She never married, has never been rumored to be in a sexual relationship with any man or even a woman. She is most definitely an asexual person.

Myself and Abida have been thinking about getting our faces painted lately. I would love to get my face painted as a dick while Abida has been thinking about getting her face painted as a pair of boobs. We don’t have kids at home and we don’t give a fuck about what the society thinks of us, the only thing that has been keeping us from it is whether we will be able to score as many men and women as we do now after we do it. Please leave your opinion in the comment section and let us know.

Scottish Pornstars are as underrated as the Scottish bands

As most of the regular readers of my blog already know that there is a lot of incest going on in our family and we are a family of free sex believers. You perhaps would be surprised to learn that each of my wet dream in the past few years has been with a family member despite the incest going on within my family in the waking situation.

I have traveled the world, but I haven’t been able to find women hotter than the ones in Scotland. Those below 30 Scottish women are stunners, in the word’s truest sense and they love to fuck. Some Scottish women look as good after their 30s than they did before it, take Georgie Lyall the Scottish portnstar for example, the bitch is 35 and she is looking better than ever before in her most recent movies. She loves to kiss as well, just look at her hd porn movies with Jordi and Dane Jones.

I have been working on a scientific experiment lately. I have been filling a bucket with my semen for the past couple of weeks, I heat it up everyday so that it doesn’t become useless and I also add some biotics to it everyday so that it doesn’t die. I take out this semen out of my body after jerking off to free premium porn.

I wouldn’t be surprised if the first Porn and Sex University of the world is built in Hungary

I am in my 50s and my balls still don’t ever feel empty even after I cum buckets multiple times.

I believe that in the near future there will be a Porn degree and the day is not far enough. In the universities where they will offer Porn degrees, they will teach the history of porn, how the porn industry evolved and its likely future and the upcoming possible technological advances. I wouldn’t be surprised if it happens somewhere in the Eastern Europe, most likely Hungary.

I speak broken Hungarian and I love to read those erotic ads (szexapró) on the Hungarian Magazines. They are some of the best. My wife Abida literally hates those gorgeous Hungarian models on those Hungarian erotic ads.

Eating a sum total of 3 KG of pomegranate, figs, kiwis, dates and grapes each day tripled my sexual stamina. My dick is also stiffer than it has ever been and Abida is loving me for it.

I practiced Taekwando in the past and it did nothing but reduced my sexual libido and sexual stamina to an unbelievable extent.

I believe that soon enough it would be discovered by the handwriting of a person about how good they are in the bed.

My Chrome Browser has more porn bookmarks than any other.

I have been writing sex poetry with one hand and I jerk off with another while listening to the moans of Mindi Mink, Tara Tainton and Xev Bellringer every 9-10 PM for the past 3 weeks and I am loving it.

Classy French Woman that I met through JustFlirty happily fulfilled my Armpit Fantasies while my wife – Abida was sleeping drunk in the next room

I recently developed an armpit fetish but my so-called beloved wife – Abida, has gone too lazy lately that she has a hard-time shaving her armpit. So, I thought that I would do myself a favor and instead of some escort fulfilling this fetish of mine, I would rather log in to justflirty and have a real woman do it for me and boy, I wasn’t wrong. The woman I met, I first saw her in American Idol, she was a participant and both the male judges were flirting with her like there was no tomorrow.

I saw the social media accounts of all her family members once she disappeared after fulfilling my armpit fetish and they all pretend to be an extremely classy family with high morals on their social media. You wouldn’t know that the family participates in sexual orgies together and the woman I met, told me that she is also responsible for fulfilling the sexual armpit fantasies of her own first cousin.

I believe that a sex story doesn’t deserve to be called such unless it is a long one and that’s the reason why the posts I write are never long, because I write my real-life sexual experiences, not some stupid fake sex stories.

I don’t know if it is with me only and my good friends who are extremely sexual like myself. We like to listen to a different type of music when we are horny and sexually tensed and other type after we are done making out. I personally love to listen to the 80s rock when I am sexually tensed and after I am done fucking, I love to listen to the modern-day hip-hop.

Those Escort Ads have literally been saving lives, especially those of men

The roots of the extraordinary human thinking skills and thinking process lies in the human males trying their best to fuck each and every female and the females trying their best to use their pussies in the best way possible in order to get as much as they could from the human males.

I have always had an eyebrow fetish. The first thing that I always look for in a woman is her eyebrows. I love to rub my dick over a woman’s eyebrows including that of my wife and the girls I regularly meet through Annunci escort.

I love women from the Indian subcontinent and it is my personal experience that the Pakistani girls like to party a lot more than their Indian counterparts. Perhaps, it has to do with their non-vegetarian diets. The Pakistani people also eat a lot more spicy and dried food compared to their Indian counterparts.

I didn’t know this until I met this Indian MILF escort currently living in Chicago, that the Indian women wear saree because the Indian men have a fetish with women’s hips and belly. I did a little bit of research on it and I discovered that those South Indian movies are full of erotic scenes based around women’s hips and bellies, which may be weird to many westerners, but not to the South Indians.

Me and Abida create tons of Christmas craft each year. Last year, all of it, without exception, was sexuality related.

I believe that the increasing pollution in big cities is the reason why the people of the big cities, no matter what their sexual orientation is, are way less sexual than their counterparts belonging to the small towns or villages.

My Promiscuous Sister-In-Law’s Best Friend is Proud to be a part of CamBoozle

One of my sister-in-law’s best friends is always overawed by the fact that she is a part of one of largest luxury escort agencies and free live sex cams website. The money alone is not the thing that makes her overawed, but rather the kind of men that she had the responsibility of making happy through both the mediums.

I believe that the average economy of the American families and the average times that these family members get intimate with each other, are both strongly underestimated. Normally, it’s the Southern and Hillbilly families that are alleged to be incestual, but I know several Beverly Hills and Hollywood Hills families where siblings, parents, grandmothers and other family members fuck each other like rabbits.

My first trip to the New York City and Orlando, Florida, was with an escort and both the trips were the two best trips of my life ever.

I am proud to say that I still fuck as good today as I did before my marriage with Abida, which took place about 30 yuears ago.

Abida has a sister who weighs 350 lbs and I bet that she can give BBW pornstars like the Sofia Rose and Samantha 38G, a run for their money, anytime, any day.

This sister of Abida regularly joins us in a threesome to make our marriage working even better; Her husband, her kids, nobody else in our family, outside us three, has any idea about why this BBW sister of Abida visits Abida’s house so frequently and we all want it to stay this way. Myself or Abida never told her that we fuck around with other men and women all the time, so that she feels she is the special one and it is a wonder that she has never come close to knowing that by herself either.

The Popularity of Skinny Blonde Pornstar Piper Perri is the Proof that Skinny Girls are Loved as much as their Voluptuous Counterparts

I believe that the big booties everywhere have been causing global warming more than anything else. I also believe that the case is only going to go worse no matter what the governments do or say about it since the women are only going to discover more exercises to increase their booty size, no matter whether are some skinny girl porn star or a voluptuous Latin beauty like Kiara Mia.

I believe that the Australian and British women are much better than their North American counterparts, take the Australian Angela White and the British Jasmine Jae and Antonia Deona as just a couple of examples. No North American Pornstar of the modern day can beat the 3 beauties that I named; No wonder why the mainstream American porn industry calls the Australian and British pornstars all the way from their countries to the USA to shoot a scene.

I have traveled around the world and not to mention that I have been to almost every town and city in the USA. I must say that the Michigan City has the best escorts in all of USA. I travel all the way from Chicago to Michigan each weekend to spend a night with a skilled Michigan escort.

Moscow might have better looking escort chicks but no escorts beat the skills of Michigan city’s escort ladies.

Abida (my wife) recently turned vegan. Last month, she got ‘Milk Dairy’ tatted on her big beautiful natural breasts as well. I have been drinking milk from that dairy for years now and I am yet to find a better dairy.

Stop trying to prove that Jesus was Black, rather try to bring in as many Black Models as possible to the Live Sex Cam Industry

One of my conspiracy theorist friends, who has been bashing Covid-19 and the conspiracy behind it all the time for the past 30 days or so now, also has some conspiracies to disclose surrounded around the adult industry.

He claims that Sarai Minx, the 25 year old black pornstar from Miami is a daughter of one of the most popular Hollywood couples from the 1980s, but both the daughter and the parents have been keeping it a secret from the entire world, but if someone looks at her face with focus, leaving alone her stunning boobs, one can come to the conclusion about who her real parents are. He adds that she inherited her gorgeous looks from both her good-looking Hollywood parents. He claims that he got to learn this truth after chatting with Sarai Minx on a camgirlslive website for weeks. He says that once while chatting with him, after Sarai became well-familiar with him, .e., she now knew what he did for a living, and other things like what his hobbies were, his ancestry, etc, she told him the truth, which really terrified him for a minute and turned him into a porn conspiracy theorist along with a political conspiracy theorist.

This friend of mine is an anti-conspiracy theorist as well, who claims that all those who spend hours of their time a day proving whether Jesus was White, Black, Latino, Aboriginal or Middle-Eastern, do not at all care about the color when the cam model that they are chatting with is fucking hot. He believes that those who have been trying to prove the color of Jesus for years are the hypocrites of the highest level.

Thanks to PornDepom, I can now watch Underrated Teens, MILFs and GILFs from Europe fucking their Male Partners like Bonobos

You know what pisses me the most off nowadays? The guys who refer to the younger and inexperienced women as immature. Calling such women immature is the most immature thing that an adult can do.

I am really glad about the fact that the hottest and deserving MILF pornstars of today are not going to be unemployed or out of money in their older days as the GILF genre is really one of the hottest in the industry currently. Don’t believe me? Just check the statistics of porn download this month.

I really feel pity for the underrated MILF pornstars like Kara Knox, Nadia Night and Lucky Benton. But I feel even more pity for the underrated pornstars belonging to the European porn industry, who never get noticed much. Only freaks like myself and my wife are the ones who generally know their names, and if by chance their video(s) ever get viral, nobody is aware of who they are, where they are from and what language they speak. It is really a shame. But thanks to porn download websites like PornDepom that is mainly focusing on making such European videos available and perhaps, it is their priority that such young, MILF or GILF gems should not go unnoticed and fulfill their aim of making straight men and bisexual men sexually happy, which will ultimately get rid of evils like rape out of the society.

One MILF pornstar belonging to the American Mainstream Porn Industry, who I believe is underrated in many aspects is Mindi Mink and I believe that a lot of the credit of her not being a success like Alexis Fawx or Lisa Ann goes to herself only. She is the best dirty talker out there followed by the buxom Xev Bellringer, but she spends more time fucking her dildo than a real dick, though she can take a real dick better than most Top 100 American or British Porn Stars ever. Just watch her video with Lance Storm or the one where she tells her son the benefits of having a girlfriend. She is a real freak but an altruist one. She should really go out there and suck and fuck more real dicks, she is already 51, approaching 52 this year and she shouldn’t be so fearful about getting HIV or other illness, in my arrogant opinion. Mindi, if you are reading this, please feel free to contact me or my wife and perhaps, we can all make a threesome video together.

Uber Cab Drivers across USA pimping Lesbian women that breastfeed you like a mother would

There are more female Uber pimp drivers than you can imagine in the USA than you can imagine. They have arrangements with the motel people in the town and they many times also know the people in 3, 4 and 5 star hotels and can arrange a room for you there as well. They also have lesbian chicks working with them, who are willing to do anything for their lesbian clients, including breastfeeding them like you would see in a lesbian breastfeed porn movie.

Several male Uber cab drivers also tried to pimp for some extra money but I don’t know a single such Uber driver who got success with it. Both the female and male passengers/escort-seekers are more comfortable talking to a female driver over a male one, no matter how good looking or courteous the male cab driver is.

I believe that the people fucking around all the time since the invention of effective ways of contraception have become available is the cause of global warming, and that includes the family members who fuck around all the time.

I have been bashing Coronavirus and the panic that the media has been creating around it all the times. I compare this panic with the panic that the Catholics in the Victorian era used to monger regarding homosexuality.

As most of the regular readers of this blog already know, that I am very well-familiar with several real life gay men and lesbian women. I am not afraid of my relationship with the gay men and straight women when I courageously mention here that each and every of them who wear green all the time are the biggest loose cannons that I know and the ones that love to wear red all the time are just the opposite, hence you can’t predict a homosexual by his;/her clothes.

More Sexy Nudist Women Joining the Adult Webcam Industry than ever before, creating unprecedented Global Warming

When I was a teenager, one of my randy and rowdy aunts always told me that the story of Delilah and Samson is true and it wasn’t Samson’s hair but rather his semen that she took away from him. I always laughed at this story told to me by my aunt like I still do and always asked her politely, if she would like to take some of my semen away from me and be my Delilah, she always had the same answer for me to this ‘”You pervert son of a dirty bitch. I am way beyond your standard, you would better be finding someone from your own league.” She would always disappear after saying this same thing to me.

This aunt of mine was one of the first to join the nudist movement in the United States of America. She always believed that the clothes were the biggest sham on earth after the religion. She found no point in getting undressed as she always believed that the adult human beings get dressed in order to only get undressed, which I myself quite agree with. She had the body of the Spanish pornstar – Merce Palau and she loved to flaunt it, and I would sniff her pussy without her permission while she would be sitting around doing something that kept her busy. She would act like she hated it but I always knew that she loved it, once she even moaned when I rubbed my nose too hard while I sniffed her pussy for a couple of seconds after ultimately running away.

You may be wondering about why am I feeling so nostalgic about my randy and rowdy nudist aunt today, well, last night, I had a live sex chat with one of the adult webcams model who looked just like this aforementioned aunt of mine. I knew both her daughters and I was certain that she wasn’t one of those. But all the time I was confused that she may be one of her illegitimate daughters because her voice was also 99% like that of my aunt. I went into a private chat with her, but I was so busy enjoying her beauty that I didn’t want to lose her to some silly personal questions related to her ancestry, lol.

My Chef Nephew is happier with his Sex Dolls than he could ever be with a Girlfriend

I am personally not familiar with a single male chef who spends more time reading cooking related books than he does reading sex magazines. Same goes for the choice of their TV shows.

I have a nephew, who is a chef. The first crush of this nephew of mine was the Miss Elizabeth of Pro-Wrestling. When she is no more there and there aren’t enough videos of her for him to jerk-off to, he buy sex doll that only look like Miss Elizabeth and fuck those all the time. He has never been in a relationship and considers it to be a waste of time.

Well, I have been in romantic relationships with several escorts in the past and the funny and strange thing when you are in a relationship with an escort is that there is no such thing as a love triangle when you are in love with an escort, hooker, erotic masseuse, whatever, there are only hexagons, decagons, etc.

It is really crazy how so many lesbian escorts go away fooling their clients pretending to be straight throughout their entire careers. I myself kept getting fooled like that until whence once my bisexual wife called up an escort agency for a lesbian escort and the same chick who sucked my dick pretending to be a straight woman was the one to arrive at our house. I asked the escort for a compensation and she told me that all that she could do was to allow me to watch her sex session with my wife with the condition of not making a video. I was more than happy with it and I followed them both like a mad dog to see them make love.

My KINK has reached new heights lately and I am loving it

I believe there will be Global Inter Universities fucking competitions between professors, principals, directors and students by 2060. I also believe that I would be alive to see the same happening if I keep fucking like a freak like I already do.

Well, my sexual KINK has reached new heights lately. I have been drinking the pee of my wife Abida using a straw. I insert a huge sized straw inside her pussy when she wants to pee and keep the other side of the straw in my mouth until she is done. It really feels amazing. If you haven’t tried it yet, you have been missing a great deal of entertainment.

As most of my regular readers already know that I am a huge Pro-Wrestling fan. I recently met Dakota Runnels with her mother Terri Runnels at a party, both the mom and daughter were wearing the skimpiest clothes and both looked equally hot. Both the mother and the daughter had some of the fittest and delicious looking boobs that I have ever seen. I am still wondering what their nipples look like.

The regular readers of my blog also know that myself and my wife – Abida had an open marriage and where I fuck around with the women openly, she fucks around with both men and women. She claims that the women from the hilly regions are freaks whereas the men belonging to such areas are right the opposite. I agree with her on the freakishness of the hilly women here, as I love those Hispanic women belonging to the hills.

With so many gorgeous below 35 pornstars becoming a part of the Mainstream American Porn lately, free porn has become irresistible to a straight adult man

I am always proud to say that my wife Abida is the greatest moaner there was, the greatest moaner there is and the greatest moaner there will be.

Myself and Abida both believe that handmade condoms are the future and there is no place anywhere for the current quality of the condoms.

My wife has big broad shoulders like the infamous pornstar – Xev Bellringer, the 31 year old chick with big natural and beautiful boobs, who is notorious for making incest porn. As per my personal observation over the decades, women like these cannot be satisfied with just one dick, no matter how long you can last, how good you look or how big your dick is. Chicks with such shoulders could be 4’11” tall, but your ‘Mandingo Dick’ or ‘J-Mac Stamina’ is never enough for them, unless you bring your likewise friends along with yourself.

It is possible to find the most gorgeous beauties in the form of masseuses, escorts or others while away from home, but to find a girlfriend or a wife away from home is almost impossible. At least in my case.

I am glad that the zest and enthusiasm for the free porn only seems to grow as the technology reaches new advances. And with the quality of the female pornstars that have been joining the porn industry lately, the porn has become irresistible to an adult straight man. No matter what an average American adult says to you regarding the porn nowadays, you can be certain that he watches porn at least 30 minutes a day.

I am not happy with the ad slicks of the porn industry that have been around lately though.

Incest Porn is the most popular Porn Genre in India and my PIMP friend believes that it is no surprise for those who know the history of the nation

One of my good friends is a pimp who never gets tired of bragging that he loves each of his escorts as much as a jeweler dealing in diamonds loves each of his jewel piece, only the jewel pieces that he deals in cannot be sold forever and no words are enough to define their beauty.

This pimp friend of mine claims that Covid-19 aka Coronavirus is a conspiracy to destroy the ever-prospering escort business. He believes that fucking different women everyday makes a man his best version and in a sense immortal and that’s what according to him, Illuminati fears the most.

My pimp friend also believes that those who marry mainly for sex, do it wrong, they should rather be dating a pornstar, hiring escorts, availing regular Nuru massages in Goa.

My pimp friend also claims that the entire nation of India used to be Polyandrous until the Muslims took over. He further adds that the Indians used to fuck like crazy back in the day and they are the people who love to watch the incest porn more than any other sort of porn.

This pimp friend of mine believes that Indian biracial women are still the best fuck and that’s the reason why he is married to an Indian-American woman who is Half-Punjabi and Half-Bengali. He says that she is the best fuck that he has ever had. He says that he is proud of the fact that his wife can give Nina Hartley a run for her money. He says that he is never going to pimp his wife but he wants her to join the mainstream American porn industry because it really lacks an Indian talent who could be one of the Top 25 Global Pornstars. He says that he is well aware of the fact that there are 2 mainstream globally popular Indian pornstars – Sunny Leone and Priya Rai, but he believes that they are nothing close to a Kay Parker, Traci Lords or Jenna Jameson, which he firmly believes his wife is.

He was introduced to the Bengali food by his Half-Punjabi and Half-Bengali wife. He claims that it has increased his libido and sexual stamina as much as 250%.

Also for those who don’t know. The secret behind one of the most popular pornstar belonging to India – Priya Rai, is also the Bengali food, according to Priya Rai herself.

Chicago Street Hooker straight out of a Tamil Kamaveri, sounds fiction, but is not

It is one helluva fun thing to fuck a woman with a pot belly in the seashell sex position, only those who have enjoyed the very same will know what I am talking about here.

One thing that I have concluded over the decades of my active sex life is that naive prudish women hate phone sex as much as they hate real physical sex or intimacy.

Recently, I met a street hooker in Chicago who was so good at sucking cocks that I booked her for all 3 days and 3 nights that I was in Chicago. She was of Indian Tamil ethnicity with a huge booty and extremely pretty face who looked someone right out of a Secunderabad escort agency.

She told me that the first thing that she looks for when buying a phone is how many numbers can be blocked in that phone as she gets tons of prank calls from many of her clients and their friends. It was really saddening to hear how in the greatest nation on earth – America, there is so much misogyny and torturous people who love to waste the time of a woman who offers her body for the world to become a happier and better place.

Myself and my wife – Abida are extremely sorry for the fact that the science has failed to make the sex and sexuality divine as we all hoped it would and for that very reason we both have been working to create a ‘Sex Radio Station’ like never seen before. We are certain that you all are going to love the Radio Station and we cannot wait to launch it.

It is amazing how many gorgeous luxury escorts are there in East Zone, Sao Paulo, currently

To tell a woman that her pussy is made of gold is a big insult in my opinion. You put your dick inside a pot of gold, would you get the same feeling as you would when you would put it inside a big fat pussy? That’s the reason why I avoid such kind of stupid compliments whenever I am in Sao Paulo and hire some gorgeous female escorts in the East Zone of Sao Paulo (Acompanhantes na Zona Leste SP).

I have always had a great luck with each of the escort agencies that I ever chose for my fun. I regularly read horror stories everywhere on the internet regarding the escort agencies, all I can say after reading such stories is that either those are fake or the ones claiming to be the victims are idiots. It is extremely easy even for a rookie, to identify a reliable escort agency, given that the finder is smart enough.

It is no surprise that female escort agencies across the globe now incur more expenses on a regular, especially the marketing expenses.

It is literally easier to find a natural pair of tits among the escorts than pornstars, especially the Latin ones.

Recently, a survey done by a respected adult company claims that there will be over 1000 Indian luxury escorts (Doctors, Lawyers, Engineers) in Brazil, which is really a great one as I have always been a fan of naturally estrogen rich Indian babes.

One of my good friends lived in Himalayas, India, where the Indian sages would regularly practice tantric sex with Hindu Sadhvis in order for them both to achieve enlightenment. My friend says that penetrating a Hindu Sadhvi isn’t as hard as penetrating the Himalayas. He says that those Hindu Sadhvis are at least 100 times easier than the Catholic Nuns.

Electronics Store owner from Fort Worth, TX, watches Incest Porn Movies in his Wife’s Absence

I have a friend who owns an electronic store in Fort Worth, Texas, he never gets tired of repeating that he is proud of the fact that his 36 year old wife never cheated on him and didn’t even fuck another man when she wasn’t yet married to him. She has only used electric vibrators, plugs and dildos all her life when he is/wasn’t around.

This friend of mine has always been one horny son of a bitch who regularly cheats on his wife and watches incest porn movies in her absence.

Even as a teenager, he used to watch only the wrestling matches between the divas but never the male wrestlers, which I doubt that he still does as there are more divas in the pro-wrestling business than ever before and they are hotter than they were ever before.

He says that he is obsessed with the Russian ass slap competition where the ladies slap each other’s asses and the one who slaps harder and is able to shake the cheeks of the other woman better, make those more red with bruises and sometimes even make the other contestant fall down due to unconsciousness is the one who wins and takes the prize money home. Many of such winners gain so much prominence and popularity that they ended up marrying Russian/Ukrainian/Siberian billionaires.

He adds that it shouldn’t come as a surprise to his friends and family members when he becomes the first one in the entire USA to organize one such event, which he claims is very much likely to happen.

More Female Television Stars than you can imagine wear Sexy Open Cup Lingeries on a Regular

One of my great friends is a gigolo who always tells me that the proudest moment for him is when a businesswoman client of his tells him that his dick is more painful than her business meetings.

This gigolo friend of mine dated a commercial airline worker once and he tells me that she was the epitome of bitchiness. He says that he is never going to date a commercial airline worker ever again.

Years ago, he had a romantic affair with a British born ethnic Baloch woman who ate dry fruits all day and was always ready for one more sexual session. Since then, he has in his mind that eating dried fruits increases female libido. She also wore open cup lingerie all the time.

This gigolo friend of mine is of the belief that women should apply moisturizer everyday on their ass to prevent it from getting wrinkled. He says that it is a pity that we live in a society where they can’t advertise about a moisturizer made specifically for buttocks on the mainstream media.

He also has a blog of his where he wrote the infamous quote “Dumb guys and girls take drugs, smart guys and girls practice tantric sex.”

He also knows several female escorts globally and never gets tired of repeating that there are more deaf and dumb high class female escorts in the world today than one can imagine.

He also never gets tired of repeating that there are more television stars today working as escorts than most can imagine.

Your most favorite male celebrity owns more sex dolls than your entire neighborhood

While some men bore their women to tears, some give them the tears of joy. The concept of ‘chastity till marriage’ is why the Christian religion failed. The Christians couldn’t address the sexual needs of the people and it was quite obvious, since Jesus the Messiah was an asexual Messiah himself. Most likely, he couldn’t get it up, heck, he didn’t even have those small sex dolls to practice on just like we guys do nowadays.

I lost my virginity to a neighboring MILF at the age of 18, discovered masturbation a year later at the age of 19 and watched porn for the first time at the age of 21; I wonder all the time that I hadn’t had to go through a lot of trouble and complexities if I had some sexy looking sex dolls at my disposal back then.

I was always fascinated with the prostitutes even as a teenager, I would watch movies like Pretty Woman on the Television all the time. I always believed that I would lose my virginity to a prostitute which didn’t happen, luckily.

Although I didn’t lose my virginity to a hooker, I have hired hundreds if not thousands of those till date and most of them have one thing in common and that is that they are all great at reading the client’s face. I don’t know you if you are aware of the fact that in almost all of the Europe during the Victorian Era, they would train their prostitutes in the art of Phrenology in order to understand the clients better.

I used to regularly visit India for business tours between financial years 2012 to 2017. While I was there, I noticed that the escort agencies in India spend a lot more money than their North American counterparts on the Pay-Per-Click Search Engine Advertisements.

I studied Pomology as a hobby back in 2016 and I wonder all the time if understanding the growth of a woman’s assets were as easy as understanding the subject of Pomology.

Busy women fuck more, not just their husbands but freaks like myself as well

Myself and my beloved wife – Abida, both believe that a brave and farsighted woman will never have any objection with her husband fucking random women.

There is a false notion that if an individual becomes sexually content, they are little interested in promiscuity, which is far from being the truth. A real man/woman cannot ever get enough sex, not in just my opinion, but in that of million others, and that’s where stuff like Acheter Vardenafil 10 mg comes into the picture.

Acheter Vardenafil is mostly used by the patients of ED and I personally have created a method which I am certain will work for most to find out whether you have an ED or not. You know you have an ED when you haven’t ejaculated in the past couple of days and a lip kiss by a beautiful woman cannot get you hard, that’s when you know that you have an ED.

I believe that there will be sex contests in as much as 100 different nations of the world annually by 2040.

One of the friends of Abida recently tested for fatty liver. This friend of her used to be an annoying and talkative who was always a lame fuck but since she started showing the symptoms of the fatty liver, she has turned into a ‘Syren De Mer’ in bed who always looks for a new dick to suck and ride on. But she has turned ugly like Syren De Mer as well, before she used to look like the pornstar ‘Simone Sonay’, but who cares when the woman is a freak, all that the beautiful but lame fucks are good for is to kiss on the lips, otherwise they are the epitomes of hell.

I wish our Medieval ancestors could see sexy naked girls on the streets everywhere just like we do

One of my good friends is a wealthy guy from Mansfield, Texas, whose main business is manufacturing Lithium Ion Batteries and he has been doing really well at it. He travels the world as a sex tourist and recently while he was in India, he came to discover that arguably the most infamous Indian News Host – Anjana Om Kashyap is a USD 5000 escort and he sure didn’t miss the opportunity.

I personally haven’t met Anjana Om Kashyap ever, but I have definitely seen her erotic photos, and she looks fabulous to me and million others. One of the most beautiful Indian women of the current times, definitely, according to me.

This friend of mine has his dick tattooed with the name of his ex-girlfriend, which makes his current girlfriend excited, happy and angry, all at the same time, each time she sees her erect dick. To avoid her from getting angry, he wears a chocolate flavored condom all the time he is about to see her, even when she is on the pills or giving him a footjob, rimjob, blowjob or handjob. She sometimes feels guilty about it and tells him that the tattoo on his dick doesn’t bother her anymore, but then again, she cannot stop herself from getting angry whenever she sees that tattoo, it is out of her control.

She struggled to lose weight for him for so long using cardio exercises, swimming, sprinting, keto diet, etc, to look like those girls in the Porn Pics, but she had no idea that her BF literally loves BBWs.

It is a beautiful fact that the women no longer procrastinate top lose their virginity and turn into a real woman and that’s the reason why we see almost naked girls everywhere on the streets, beaches and definitely on the nude beaches.

Car freak wife gets herself fucked in the pussy by a strap on when her husband is not around

One of my very good friends is a car freak, whose wife calls him SAAB, she herself is even more concerned about the safety, so he calls her Volvo. When he cums too early inside of her, she calls him a FIAT, as he proved that he cannot be relied upon; When he fucks her for hours, she calls him Toyota for his reliability and durability; When he is not around and some other man or a women with one of the best strap on has to satisfy her, she calls him the Nissan and her temporary fuckbuddy – Renault, for taking over her pussy.

She regularly hires Gigolos. The Gigolos who often change their names, she likes to refer to them as Vauxhall or Opel, and the Gigolos who used to be freaks in their youth but became useless with age, she likes to refer to them as GM.

She is open about the promiscuity that has always gone among her family members. She says that she was unaware of all the promiscuity going on inside her family until she caught her dad’s elder brother (her uncle) and his dad’s younger brother’s wife (her aunt) fucking butt naked during a family get together for the Christmas.

She claims that studying Molecular Biology has really improved her sex life greatly, which she believes would have been even half as good if she didn’t have the knowledge of Molecular Biology in depth.

Read IMLive reviews the entire yesterday but made enough time for your entertainment today

I have been thinking about having my own live sex cam website lately and that’s the reason why I spent my entire yesterday reading imlive reviews.

But today, I got enough time to write 2 sex parody songs for your entertainment. Here is ‘Riding on a Dildo’, a parody to ‘The Metro’ by American Band – Berlin:-

I am alone

Sitting with a finger in my ass

My Vaginal Walls

Semen flows through my ass

I am no Paris Hilton

I am not even London Reigns

And you were laying there

Swimming through your own squirt.

I remember searching for the perfect fuck

I was hoping you might get a penile implant

I remember a soldier wanking next to me

Riding on a dildo.

You tore my pussy tight

Smiling as you put inside your hand

So drained

We spoke of fucking time in the state of trance

Minutes passed with shallow words

Years have passed and still the hurt

I can curse you now

Smiling as you cross my way

I remember my first wrinkle…..

‘Riding on a Dildo’ by The No1Bitch, a parody to ‘The Metro’ by Berlin

Here is ‘Fuck Me Up’, a parody to ‘Shake It Up’ by Elizabeth Daily:-

“Ever since the day I fucked you

I knew that your dick is the best for me

You know you had me shaking all over

You stir me up now, can’t you see?

Fuck me up tonight

Fuck me up all night

Tell me that I am a little bitch

Tell me that you’ll stay up all night.

Now I am gonna ride you one more time

I’ve got to ride you everyday

How could I live without your cock?

Don’t you see, it’s wet already.”

‘Fuck Me Up’ by the No1Bitch, a parody to ‘Shake It Up’ by Elizabeth Daily

My Japanese Logo Designer and his Fashion Designer wife fuck like crazy

I have a Japanese logo designer friend from the Kyoto city, who is a sex maniac like myself. This friend of mine claims that recalling the smell of his wife’s pussy while designing a logo gives him the intuition of what colors on the logo and overall what sort of a logo would his client prefer.

The wife of this Japanese logo designer friend of mine is a fashion designer, who seems to have more opinions on different sex positions than she does on the entire field of fashion designing. She likes to ride him in the rare positions just like those girls do in the JAVFL movies.

As much as she is active on the fashion communities, she is active on adult video (アダルトビデオ) communities as well, where she learns how to satisfy her husband sexually in the best ways possible.

She claims to have watched the interviews of more erotic videos (エロ動画) stars than those of the fashion designers and models.

She recently started a sex podcast, both to help the men and the women, and also for the better exposure of her brand and it has been doing pretty well in all of Japan. She has been improving her command in the English language to make her podcast and fashion brand reach to the English speaking audience around the world.

She always keeps track of the number of times she had anal sex than she keeps track or analysis of her business of fashion designing as a whole.

She wears a biker jacket in the winters whenever she feels extremely horny and wants it so bad and a grandfather cardigan when she is on her periods.

Asians don’t only make better gadgets, they also make better porn than their American counterparts

I recently met an old Japanese friend of mine, who works for the New Japan Pro-Wrestling. He told me that the wrestlers and many other staff members belonging to the New Japan Wrestling spend more time on whore-mongering than they do practicing their profession. I said to him that I would have done the same. Looking at those beautiful chicks in some of the Best Asian Porn, I wonder how do the Asian guys resist those stunning Asian ladies on the street. That’s the reason why I never visited Japan yet, because I don’t want to spend rest of my life in the prison. I will only go to Japan after making a reservation with a couple of hot Japanese escorts for the time while I will be there. And then only I will depart from my city to Japan. But then, I will be missing the streets, the sights, everything else. I would rather prefer hiring some busty Asian masseuse here in my city.

Anyways, I have been listening to the Duran Duran a lot lately to refresh my memories of the 1980s, when I was always horny but didn’t know how to make her go crazy for you, like I do now.

I didn’t know that the band Duran Duran is still active. After listening to a couple of their current songs, which I found so meh, I decided to take a little revenge on the Duran Duran and here I present to you a sex parody of their 2015 song – ‘Pressure Off’:-

“Netherlands is another country

At present I am in Vegas

In the future, I am moving to Thailand

Are we fucking high-class?

Fleshlight is for you, I fuck your wives in the arse

You know it well, And you also know that you are a retard

Some hot chicks are fapping to me

And those ugly grandmas are fapping to you, you, you, you.

Real dicks and pussies, feel it in the air

Oh yeah it’s time to take the pressure off

Real dicks and pussies, don’t use your hands or fingers

It’s time to take the pressure off with a ginger.

We’re fucking with a butter-face

Her asshole is so tight

And it’s nobody’s business

When there’s too much to hide.

Fleshlight is for you, I am sucking her boobs

There’s no way for you

Some hot chicks are fapping to me

And those ugly grandmas are fapping to you, you, you, you.

Those Multani Pregnant Escorts are perfect for some Pregnant Porn

I respect and love both the Russian Chess Grand Masters and the Russian Cam Models. Although I play better chess than as much as 25% of the Russian Grand Masters myself and my wife has had a better success than most Russian Cam Models ever will.

I traveled to Pakistan last year, where I enjoyed tons of natural hot busty beauties in the Multan region. I enjoyed some pregnant women as well and let me tell you, half of those Multani beauties were good enough to star in a mainstream Pregnant Porn movie.

I came across a tribe in Pakistan, leaders of which told me that they regularly eat a peculiar mixture of gold, silver and bronze, which is good enough to make a man eternally young, if eaten for long. They said to me that a couple of members of their tribe became immortal with it, but they got accidentally killed in a terrorist attack. I didn’t believe a word that came out of their mouth, they looked like scammers to me, most of them looked unhealthy and were the opposite of the definition of the virility.

I have been making my wife cry and beg for it each time she gets wet, I know for certain that she is going to post otherwise here, but you know that women will be women.

As I have been getting older, I spend as much as half of the day cherishing the memories of the past, and I seem to have this love-hate relationship with this habit of mine.

My wife regularly fucks students belonging to different races, universities, courses, sizes, etc, and she claims that the marketing students have bigger and stiffer dicks than the engineering students in general, and perhaps that’s the reason why she is often found hanging out at the cafes near business and marketing universities. She also says that because the women can sense a big and stiff dick, more ladies than ever before are joining business & marketing schools than ever before.

Your favorite Football Player takes that Vigrx Plus and You don’t even know it

While I ran my own gigolo agency, one of the major things that I observed was that the football freaks and professional players are a lot more likely to become cucks compared to an average man, because of the injuries that they receive regularly on their testicles, time and time again. That huge ball really destroys their tiny balls. The case is very much similar for the rugby players as well.

I know a state-level football player, who used to be cucked at least four times a week, mostly the guys who screwed his wife in front of himself, were the gigolos working at my agency. I provided all my gigolos vigrx plus for free, and that investment gave me at least 30 times return on my investment.

I decided to provide my gigolos free vigrx plus, after reading a vigrx plus review, which was posted by one of my neighbors. I didn’t know earlier that her husband used to have a tiny limp dick until I read that review. First, I gave those vigrx plus pills to my own husband Abid as an experiment and once they worked better than expected, I started giving those to my guys.

Some of my male gigolos have tons of followers on the social media, most of them love to flaunt their luxurious lifestyle there, which they earned fucking the wives, daughters, moms, sisters and grandmas of other men.

When I started in the gigolo business, I befriended this 80 year old male gigolo and his wife. He is the only gigolo in his wife’s gigolo agency, who happens to be 15 years younger than himself. She is also pretty hot and can be a perfect escort even now. I suggested to her to try her hand (and pussy) in the porn industry and affirmed to her that she could give Sally D’Angelo, a run for her money, she told me that she wasn’t interested.

I had no idea that Sally D’Angelo also worked for a Nuru Massage Service in Delhi back when she was younger. She has been using her experience greatly in her videos.

Superhot GILFs including your own grandma have been enjoying Swinger Sex as much as they can

Abid believes that the day is not far away when we will see 90+ grannies featured in both amateur and mainstream swinger porn movies on a regular. There are several superhot 60+ amateur GILFs already featured on justswingerporn.com, but myself and Abid have been waiting for even older GILFs to get fucked like the bitches they are, all the time, everywhere.

Did I ever tell you that I once tried yoga to kill my sex drive? Yes, I once used to be a little naive bitch, who thought that sex is the ‘Original Sin’ and its only for the procreation. Practicing yoga to kill my sex drive only proved to me that the whole Yoga business is an useless waste of time, which cannot even reduce the sex drive of a woman, let alone improve it.

I can perform sex easily in over 100 positions. I also escorted and even ran a gigolo agency in the past. While escorting and running my gigolo agency, I came to the conclusion that the rich and famous men have 4 times as much sex on the average compared to their middle-income counterparts and perhaps that is the secret behind their extraordinary success, happiness and pleasurable life which is always full of vibes, joy and a lot more.

I took the virginity of several men in their early 20s while I was an escort and I observed that how hard it is for some of the men to come who enjoy a real-life pussy for the first time, while some men cum as soon as they get inside the pussy. Many believe that it is related to the porn and masturbation addiction, but believe you me, the ones who don’t watch any porn or never masturbated, are the ones that face the most problems in bed.

This Athlete would fuck me like they do in the XXX Videos while treating me nicely as well

There was this dude whom Abid put in charge of my pussy while he was away on a business trip to Mexico, who would fuck me like they do their neighbors’ wives in those XXX Videos.

He was an athlete and the medals were there everywhere in house, just like the furniture.

He lived in India for 5 years and didn’t have many good things to say about the prehistoric and so-called legendary nation of India.

He always told me that the Indians are great at bribing and extremely shrewd while receiving the bribes. He always said that the Indians really know how to hide their corruption, at least 100 times better than their Pakistani counterparts.

He always challenged the claims of the Indian Subcontinent about their spectacular prehistoric achievements. He always claimed that most of those achievements were nothing but lies. They never took place in the nation called India.

He had tons of his money invested in the Canadian Real Estate. He suggested me to invest some of my money in the Canadian Real Estate as well, but I didn’t like the idea. He always said that investing in the Canadian Real Estate is one of the best things that one can do in the late 2010s and early 2020s. But I would rather invest my hard-earned money in Bitcoins and other Cryptocurrencies.

He sounded like a troll when he said that the people with the Zodiac sign – Cancer were more likely to catch cancer. And he really believed it, believe it or not.

This big cock gay dude sucks his own dick while watching a Johnny Castle or J-Mac movie

One of my very good friends is a big cock gay dude who is always horny. he gets an erection each time he sees a male to male wire.

This friend of mine claims that he has never had a woman in his life. I tried to be his first woman several times, but each time it was a failed attempt. Although I have kissed him on the lips several times and once I very cunningly put my mouth on his cock, believing that he will get excited and fuck me later on, but he ran away angrily and upset. Since then, I haven’t made another attempt on taking his female virginity.

He loves watching porn and is often found watching straight porn movies, because he likes straight guys more. 2 of his most favorite male pornstars are Johnny Castle and J-Mac. He is a flexible dude, who can suck his own dick, and he often sucks his own dick watching his favorite straight or gay porn and it is nothing less than a miracle that he doesn’t even find it hard to watch the porn while sucking his own dick, he has got this great focus, which gives Bill Goldberg a run for his money.

This friend of mine claims that the Nature Boy Ric Flair is a bisexual dude. He adds that the reason that none of Ric’s marriages could survive is that he got caught sucking a guy’s cock by each of his wives.

He wishes all the time if they could measure sexual prowess in terms of horsepower. I am certain that Abid’s would have been at least half of what it once used to be. I still love him though.

Doctors, lawyers and teachers from all over the world performing at the Chaturbate, dreams really come true

I remember talking to three different Chaturbate cam models on a live sex cam site who all looked very much alike and I thought that they were three great friends until they told me that they are triplets. I also remember talking to a group of five girls on the same website that all performed together on the same website as well, these five friends told me that they were great friends since the school days.

There aren’t as many English cam models as there are Germans, which is a pity but Britain has got some of the best Arab and Indian cam models.

Let me tell you something which I believe you don’t know already – a pile of cash isn’t enough for a straight cam model who never performs all alone, she needs a huge dick as well.

One cam model whom I used to talk to regularly on the same German cam website told me that she had been wearing floral bikinis only since she once made trip to Hawaii.

One cam model had her house designed like a cemetery and she wore nothing but Halloween costumes. She stayed butt naked most of the times though. The warmth of dildos and/or their partners’ cocks keep these butt naked cam models happy, healthy and warm in the winters.

There was a time when only factory or McDonald workers would do live sex cam shows, but now they include lawyers, doctors and teachers as well and they are all sexy and naughty as hell.

One of my best friends claims to have seen one female politician who never won an election performing on live sex cam with a younger man. I won’t disclose the name of either here.